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TIM ALLEN, CHRISTMAS OVERLORD. SUBMIT.
Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Co-Worker - Javarr Tarrell
Crew:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Assistant Director/Line Producer - Sergio Torres
Director of Photography - Nick Oliver
Assistant Camera - Dylan Lopez
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Sound - Matt Nissen
Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
Production Assistant - Aramis Klein
Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : michafrar.tumblr.com/
JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of viworld.info
Christmas JonTron Theme by: viworld.info...
"He Chose Me Remix" by LilTommyJ: viworld.info
"The United States is on fire" *nervous laughter*
He Chose ME.... He Chose....MEEE~~~
Yeah no thks movie is hot fuzz christmas edition
Christmas 2020 am I right?
It's really weird even seeing a video of people not wearing masks out in public
Don't worry past Jon, it's still burning. If anything it's gotten worse
SO NOTHING HAS CHANGED
8:50 I’m never getting tired of that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
so judging by all the previous months comments of "History repeating itself" jokes, and the state of america yet again, safe to say that america is just literally always on fire
6:35
Kranks: *Doesn't go with Christmas Tradition* The Neighborhood: *You will be sent to the Gulag by morning*
I'm dumbfounded that the screenplay was written by Chris Columbus, especially considering the endless atrocious writing of this movie that Jon showcases in the video
I love how the opening still matches to the condition now
I always used to read the book version of this when I was a kid near Christmas for a while. I would say that in my opinion the book is way better than the movie. As a kid I was bored and we had this in the Christmas stuff so I read it.
Something tells me all the characters in this movie live on top of snobs nob
3:49 is a truly funny joke that everyone should appreciate because the subtlety of it is just perfect
He chose me
Keeping on the tradition of saying that the opening gag really aged well
“I am allah”. -random Christian street guy
"No more Christmas?" What are those guys, Puritans?
Could Jon be the next Michel de Nostradame?
You should have made this 2020
“THoSe ARE deH onlEH CHUrchEs thUt haVe GODDD.”
An intro that was just like the joker, relevant at the exact same time and all year long.
It’s weird how his bird’s name is Jacque And my last name is Jacquez ( pronounced like “Hawkis”)
who's on a jontrom marathon until the next vid drops? This is one of my favs of his
3:01 2020 mood
For so long I was convinced this was just a fever dream I had..
Jon: “Can you give me your best Tim Allen impression?” Random person: “ I am allah”
Plot twist: That crazy dude actually was God after getting hammered on New Years because he couldn't f*cking believe the state of the Earth at the time. Or frankly now.
Plot twist: That crazy dude actually was God after getting hammered on New Years because he couldn't f*cking believe the state of the Earth at the time. Or frankly now.
The bit with the white chocolate and the rain is fine as a standalone bit, but this isn't Saturday Night Live this is a Christmas movie!
4 years later. Still on fire. Probably even more on fire. Actually literally on fire. More literal than the level of literal Jon mentioned. There are forests burning in the west for miles as is the local Chick FIl A.
This wasn’t posted in 2020 wow
Jon looked scared when that guy said "I AM ALLAH"
"Look Imma create a Church called 'The Seven'..." Wait, Stan Edgar is that you?
4 years later, the US is STILL literally on fire. When is God's revenge coming?
The i am allah got me dead
The real hero here is Chris Columbus, for being secure enough to write a screenplay about a holiday that ISN’T his
I would not live with anyone of those people who were nothing but selfish greedy cunts to the protagonist
Bertram the butler?! Is that you??
Is no one going to talk about 3:04
Three years later, and the US is still on fire.
3 years later and America is still on fire
Wow, this movie was much weirder than I remember.
He chose me, he chose me
Just your average Chicago suburb everybody
New York in flames God: it’s corona time
I truly hope that the guy at the end was a joke
die antwoord in the background 0:42
god has exacted his revenge
Why does “America is Literally on fire right now” have multiple relevancies this year.
You’re not funny saying “oH tHe bEgiNninG aGed LikE wiNe,” scroll through the comments and everyone is saying it.
"Don't worry Jaques. Soon God will exact his revenge upon us for our imperfections" *Like fine wine, Jon*
i done tell all ya where i toe
I've seen this movie before, it's weird.
This guy just... he really jumped the gun in the USA being on fire
I am allah
2:00 is that supposed to be Jack Frost on the right, or Dante and Vergil’s weird uncle from Sparda’s side of the family...?
Wait the guy at the end said he would create a church called "The Seven"? Is he one of the mihoyo devs? 🤣
"soon god will exact his revenge apon us for our imperfections" well it has begun
@Bungle Gorf the plague
Wym?
Go ahead. Run. BUT WE'LL FIND YOU.
I would move out of that town if they kept bothering me about leaving for Christmas or not wanting to celebrate it for one year, and putting up the exact same snowman as everyone else. Sometimes my family and I go spend Christmas in another state and I bet that if I lived in this town, they would act like I was a criminal or something
"Lets get the fuck outa here"
I love this movie. It's terrible, but I love it.
19:02
2:44 - what Christmas in 2020 is going to be like.
I hate this movie so much! Hahaha
Jungles of Peru....yeah...so accurate
“weird communistic style conformity” bro this takes place in america where everyone is pushing consumerism onto them that was dumb as fuck
Why did i thought He was looking for his mask at 3:50
O how things Change, I act alike now...
but why the picture of die antwoord?
Christmas 2020
Glad to see nothing’s changed
america, yo soy
It really was santa wasnt it?
I actually enjoy Tim Allen Christmas movies
you think 2016 was bad?.. lol
3:02 Y
This extra relevant in 2020 0:38
America is on fire again
Lol, my mom loves this movie. Don't ask me why
"To infinity, and beyond! *squish*"
"The US is literally on fire rn" Oh you think 2016 was bad? get ready for 2020
The frosty the showman thing makes sense if you live in within a HOA.
19:40 lets get the fuck out of here right now
3 years ahead of its time
I like this movir
7:36 Is that Jacque? It's a little too real looking....is he okay? 😰😰😰😰😰
Had to check the data after watching this in 2020
That fire isn’t just America anymore.
I never thought I'd say that 2016 were such simpler times.
Ngl this movie was my childhood
This is a horror movie.
6:15 WILL BYERS WILL BYERS
*_History repeats itself_*
Somehow, 0:50 keeps getting more and more relevant. Oh, and so do most of the clips following, such as the riots and God exacting his revenge.
Is nobody going to talk about how Jon literally slit his fucking wrist for a joke at 3:03? (Yes I know he didn’t really do that but shhhh)
Nothing changed in 4 years
17:00 Chekov's umbrella.