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Cast:
Jon - Jon Jafari
Cult Leader - Gys De Villiers
Young Cult Apprentice - Jay William Thomas
Homeless Richard - Joseph Hernandez
Party Girl #1 - Brooke Comegys
Party Girl #2 - Emily Mathwich
Extreme Party Boy #100 - Aramis Klein
Pikachu LARPer - Sergio Torres
Credits:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Assistant Director - Sergio Torres
Director of Photography - Nick Oliver
Assistant Camera - Dylan Lopez
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Sound - Matt Nissen
Makeup/Practical Effects - Melanie Licata
Set Designer - Lynell Vinuya
Production Assistant - Aramis Klein
Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Visual Effects - James Russo
Music:
OST 01 Tutorial - by sawsquarenoise
Colossal Trailer Music - Civil War - Nick Road
Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : michafrar.tumblr.com/
JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of viworld.info
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that homosexua; bit just hohooooooo really made me wanna choke someone out'
this movie is soooooo funny wait it's not supposed to be
Now that I actually play dnd I love this more
As a devout Christian who plays D&D, this is one of the funniest things I've seen. Also, if you're not aware, C. S. Lewis & J. R. R. Tolkien were both Christians, and Lewis wrote some books about Christianity. That makes it funnier.
Ah yes. Fearmongering. Glad we don't have any more of that in today's world
The irony of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe being called Satanic.
"oh look, here I go again". I felt that
"Gather up all your occult parifinalia... the rock music" Including the ones on Queen's first album literally about how much Freddie Mercury loved jesus?
But my names jack
10:25 Me when a girl wants me to simp for them
Many think Jon here pays the actors in the intro but they are really just another one of his ♾ problems.
Girl loses a game “Guess I kill my self and it’s all your fault”
I was actually handed a Chick Track while in Vegas and I think I still have it it somewhere in my desk. I think it was about a guy selling his soul to the devil so he could be more successful than his brother? I don't know I didn't read the whole thing
How they're world treats them: They are evil incarnate, How we treat em: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!
where do you get all those props
2:50 gets flashbacks of evangelion
So no ones gonna mention the fact at 15:09 she’s translating to the quote by H.P. Lovecraft, “That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die?” So Cthulhu is the bad guy of the story.
So no ones gonna mention the fact at 15:09 she’s translating to the quote by H.P. Lovecraft, “That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die?” So Cthulhu is the bad guy of the story.
TBF the one world govt thing is true. Fuck e’m
Is this crap for real and if so, which one are they trying to demonize exactly?... I am a GM myself, so that must make me the devil or some crap. Please tell me this is made as a joke so I don't have to be scared of walking outside for the fear of religious fanatics shouting for my head... Anyway, nice video Jon. ^_^
Cant they just talk through B R A I N
Oh hi just leaving im *unholy whistle noises*
My favorite thing about this movie that nobody knows about is that the filmmakers bought the rights to purposely make a shit movie that made fun of fearmongering, and Jack Chick knew none the wiser.
I love how the theme went from "playing D&D is bad for you" to a frickin Lovecraftian movie adaptation
I lost it when the dude stayed let's rpg and jon pull out an rpg and blew up the tv
Gys de Villiers in the intro though :O
i honestly cant tell what parts the movie and what parts jon tron put in
I’m sobbing. XDXDXDXD
I see jontron has some smt4 music on there. He is even more cultured than i expected
I’m playing dnd while I’m watching this
Evil DM: "DnD is a game about assuming a role and making choices." Also evil DM: "If you do anything I arbitrarily decide your character wouldn't do, you're exiled from the game."
Holy shit, a fucking rpg movie with the line "didnt you learn Arabic to convert the Muslims worshipping the moon god?" In character? Thats gold
The moment when jon gets the Rocket launcher out🤣😂😁
bro 11 is neutral, not critical. learn useless facts and become a nerd like me you amateur
The part I was looking for from all the meme templates 7:25
14:51 this is nothing like Arabic at all i speak it. she didn't even say one word that mean something
As taken from a character in Crisis comic, 2000 AD, in an actual response to Dark Dungeons: "The term "Devil Worship" is a handy waste paper basket for anything that doesn't fit the Church's beliefs."
Idk why but the pastor getting crazy eyes when he says “burn them” kills me every time
Physically couldn't watch the whole thing lol
That is not Tiamat! Tiamat is our supreme lady! Mother of Chromatic Ones. The Undying Queen! How dare these Christians insult our dear lady?
Man who ever made this video that JonTron was watching, really hated Dungeons and Dragons, seariusly it's just a game, where did they get demons from a board game that is about imagination, knights, elf's, Viking's, and wizards.
The high pitch kid at the beginning reminds me far too much of a young MatPat 😂
Since when are us D&D players cool?
Why does this shitty comic has the best page to screen adaptation. Wow
when she was translating the arabic i was like "that sounds like the quote from lovecraft but just badly translated" then she finished with "death might cease" i knew that it is that quote :D
"Oh no....that book does got that" kills me every single time I hear it. I'm not sure anyone dislikes fundamentalist Christians more than rational Christians. Haha.
Omg, I'm Christian (Lutheran to be specific), and I get so pissed when I hear these fake Christians spreading so much hate and lies about the music and games we enjoy. Fake Christians like these people and Jimmy Swaggart give Christians like me and my community a bad name.
Wait, why were they afraid thay DnD would corrupt minds?
yeah i remember when i was in high school my christian father tried to kill my love of fantasy by lecturing me on how d&d was used to summon demons and this created many cases of possession. this did not work in two ways, as now part of my roommate agreement is agreeing not to summon demons in the house, and for unrelated reasons, said father is in jail for being a demon.
I can tell you one thing that arabic made no fucking sense it's just gibirsh and apparently we worship the god of the moon ? Da fuc have they ever actually interacted with any Arabian person ? It's actually so bad that I'm not even offended !
The thing that most annoys me about this movie is that this all could have been solved if they just found a new DM.
I feel like the movie makers added some homoerotic and sapphic tension between the two main characters to troll Jack Chick lmao
damn, don't tell this guy abt theater kids lmao
The best campaigns I ever experienced occured during church youth group lol
First time I watched this I had no idea what D&D was. Returning 3 years later as a DM of my own campaign, it really hits different 😂
I had a similar experiance, now i know way better english, and have a decent idea of what D&D is about
Ffs "rpgers" isn't even the "cool kids" in their own community damn fps gamerz
Why do Jon's skits look like actual parts in the movie?
I wish the DnD kids were the cool ones, I wish I didn't have to play it at home over zoom with friends too
Every time they said evil rpgs I imagined a RPG with a evil top hat and moustache going muhhahahahah the dame is finally mine
19:48 mirai nikki anybody?
12:43 Wow, if I got spells like that I would make great use of them. Let's see what she does- 12:52 Wasted opportunity, maybe she'll use them later on- 17:24 Your friend just died and you have spells, you could've revived her with spells instead of crying. How inconsistent. (Or, it could just be me.)
The mistress is basically Ghislaine Maxwell 😳
J.R.R. Tolkien was a Catholic who based LOTR off of Christian influence :D
Why does the film look like you made it your self
1:36 WHAT THE FUCK JON HAD SHOES ON THE COUCH
What about the people that play lawful good or really just any good character?
This movie represents d&d like drugs
Didn't notice this first time around, but great use of the SMT 4 soundtrack.
(Carrying sourcebooks and character sheets under my arm) Hey! I heard this campus had an RPG club. Is this where I sign up? 6:59 Okay, I’m sorry, I- Clearly, I have the wrong place.
Agree with Pringle stance love pizza and if I taste O won't stop
When Jon pulled out his Pringles my mom just gave me Pringles
21:43
Washington post thats weird I don’t know why he played that at the end.
It's... It's almost... It's almost like dnd is never mentioned in the Bible but suicide is written in as a sin.
Love how the spell is literally in blackspeech letters
I’ve been reading Order of the Stick for years and I’ve seen this video at least 15 times. HOW HAVE I NEVER CAUGHT THE “The Evil Undead Lich, Xykon is attempting to reach the gate” REFERENCE TILL NOW?!
9:03 there's no such thing as college age, you can go to university at any age
The bible bit killed me
Boi lol 😂 These people are playing RPG?
Looks at 40k RPG stuff... it's called Dark Heresy... *sweats profusely*
Just wanna throw this out there since I see a few comments thinking this is the real view of the people who made this....its not they made another movie called "Dorkness Raising" and one about card games this is a parody. Lol I think jontron was promoting them
What's the song at 2:30?
"All it would cost would be your gold and YOUR WEAPONS!" Little known fact: If your DM introduces that as an unbendable house rule, the official rules permit you to bend them over a flogging stake and deliver 50 lashes. I dunno what the f*ck kinda RPGers THESE people talked to before making this! Certainly none I'VE met!
12:43 I feel like I've been cheated. I didn't know at some point I could get 'REAL' power from playing D&D. When can I do cool kung fu moves like my minotaur monk?
"...no, I will be the Doomslayer!" "And who might that be?" "The slayer and destroyer of all demonkind."
"That sh** be motherfu***ing witchcraft"
As a Christian who plays D&D, this was both hilarious and cringy at the same time. Playing a tabletop game isn’t going to ruin your life folks. It’s really easy to separate a game from real life.
7:42
Friend: what is your favorite musical Me: its complicated 9:48
bruhhh RPG ahahah
So, anyone here wants to acknowledge that Jon used songs from Shin Megami Tensei IV?
Haha, omg the detail in this movie is fucking hilarious. Notice at 19:19 in the top right corner in the girls dorm room, as Debbie is crying, there is hanging a nine-tailed whip... I wonder what those girls where doing when they were all alone.... Haha..
Nothing against the Moon God. He sounds like a cool dude. But we, Muslims don't worship him, maybe cause he sounds so cool that he might have some tattoos.
The movie has no actual reference point to Islam so they just make up any crap they feel like. And it's condescending as it suggests they were too dumb to realise they were worshipping the "wrong" god. It shows the seer lack of self awareness like seriously moon god. It immediately sounds like a joke.
I’ve always found it weird that some Christians will say “jEwS aRe GoInG tO hElL.” Y’know who was Jewish? J e s u s .
This made me love dnd more
2:30 Does anyone know that song from Godzilla: King of the Monsters?
I am now f**king diying. no, i don't care that I spelled that wrong, I want die.
I'm surprised so many people here doesn't realise this movie is a parody of said Chic track. It's the same people that made The Gamers and Journeyquest.
Wait, you serious? This film, that looks like it's made by literal extremist that indoctrinate children into their twisted view of the world, is actually a PARODY?
what was that shit about Arabic, moon-God, idonically, the extent to which these people are disconnected from reality is itself a real danger covered by something ordinary...
Nonsense redefined.... What a bad movie...