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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor -Andrew Reynoso
Production Designer - Lynell Vinuya
Makeup/Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Charlotte Claw - Herself
Sergio Torres - Himself
Mike Shayne - Himself
PSYCHIC Vampire - Shayna Conde
Psychic VAMPIRE - Nils Ekstrom
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Music by Tom Ryan
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15:06
If I had been there, I probably would have bought the snake oil just for the sheer entertainment value he offered.
Was that light smashing unintentional? Did Jon actually fuck up?
00:24 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
"Pre-suck my genital situation" -Carlin
It's taking me a good time to get fully conscious that this shit is real.
When he was reading the quotes I could swear that was skyrim music in the background
People like this make real healers and shamans look like shams so easily
"oople"
when they asked dont put your stomach fully in the ball JonTron: pops the ball and sad music that I waste $250.
Aren't all esotheric organisations cult things with brain washed believers?
Microsoft has 2 O's without adding the extra oof
WTF!?!? IS THIS S@#$
Gwyneth Paltrow: Nothing natural can be bad for you Coronavirus, Bubonic Plague, and Spanish Flu: allow us to introduce ourselves
Why do people like her gotta get veganism involved keep that out of this freaky stuff
It is known that children are natural and bad gor you
10:37 idk what's weirder, the fact they're hanging production lights **behind** the set or the random 5# bag of sugar...
I really just wanted to go to a goop summit only to go up to Mrs Paltrow and eat a hack links meat stick right in front of her.
THE FUCKING MASSIVE PHOTO OF GWENYTH
My stepmom absolutely CANNOT find out about goop. If she does, testing allergies by holding things up to my chest will be the least of my problems
10:18 i was not expecting a doom joke
did you get sued by that woman? I heard she was a "keeper" in L.A.
I am now a fan of JonTron :) This is great!!!
Ok I was rewatching it and the women’s face cream IS $215! ITS MORE THAN THE NUT MILK MAKER. WHY
Sign me up! Let me get one of those "vagina" candles in particular.
white women the company
I found out how Gwyneth Paltrow makes her money 10/10 also WHY DOES SHE SOUND SO NASAL?
Why does it make sense that women named Alexis believe in goop
Wow! Natural humans doing their thing.
This one's on a frequency I'd call passive aggressive. 😂
my dirt organizer xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Children are bad for you?!?!
" love " Imagine getting people to pay for a bottle that some random stranger " loved " in a month or so ago.
“Don’t curse, Gwenneth.” (Train horn) “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
I think a food editor is someone who yells at food, to try and convince themselves it's something else. Like if you yelled at a Banana to make it a Lasagna; you know, Sane stuff!
I'm here after Gwyneth's 'crotch' candle exploded and set a room on fire.
I’m sorry what?
What the fuck?!?!?
Why the fuck do two of these people have an IV drip while their just sitting in patio chairs? People are crazy.
10:33 this is why jontron takes so long to upload
He popped it hahahaha🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏
i miss jontron
Just like this Grunt 2 times The ball pops Jon looks at camera at a sad face Sad music intestifies
3:30 don't curse Gwyneth (ambient train noises)
Just had to rewatch this video after i heard about her vagina candle setting fire to a home
goop is a LITERAL CULT!
Well, she’s gotta help get funds for Stark Industries somehow...
2018: “I am African”
Why is Linkara running forward from the psychic vampires crystal ball?
“Influenza, hurricanes, uranium, *CHILDREN* “
has anyone ever noticed that that the 2 ladies who say they have "rare health conditions" are inhaling bulletproof oxygen
Ive seen this video before and ill enjoy it again
The 4K the dislike is probably parents
Jon actually forked over the $650 for that fisting machine?
I think it’s really funny to imagine that the name is actually Gwyneth-oo-Paltrow and that goop is just it shortened
I've lost all respect for this woman
I don't like it
I guess that many people buy the theragun to use it as a dildo
That doom joke KILLS ME everytime so amazing
Who's Gwyneth Paltrow?
Love is very powerful in Harry Potter so Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow went to Hogwarts
favorite episode. There goes my hero @14:10 new yorks next sorcerer supreme.
10:25, WhEn ThAt coLd BrEw HiTs.
Is it homeopathy with extra steps?
Too be fair, I too would rather partake in hard substance abuse than eat cheese from a can.
Is it me or is one of her eyes always a little off
They are so fuckin dum
Is this why she looks older than in the first iron man?
"I am who I am, I can't pretend to be someone who makes 20k a year" More of a crtique of her acting than anything else I'd say.
2:39 C H I L D R E N S
Firefoox
ok can we just talk about how dripped out my man jon is rn
2:14 Wow. So this was the source of the "That didn't age quite so well" meme
12:50 " Bulletproof oxygen bar"
How much money did he blow in making this video?!
I see why Chris Martin divorced her
9:40
10:20 *D O O M*
Was that shop you set up a red dead redemption reference?
Thank you for being you John
12:40 Bulletproof Oxygen!?!?!
Just noticed that Linkara was running in the crystal ball of the psychic vampire
As a witch, I do not claim her
I think at this point that Gwyneth is just trying to see how much bullshit she can get away with
What I find sad is she plays an awsome wife to Tony Stark. I didn't believe it when I heard she made candles that smell like her v- FBI open up.
Why in oh holy fucking bloody hell is scientology still around?
Where do you even get a wagon...
8:21 just click it over and over again.
12:40 why is it a [Bulletproof] oxygen bar
At 2:00 is that the Skyrin background music
What the fuck is bullet proof oxygen
Love the Skyrim theme in the background of the Renaissance sketch
I love how in the not gong natural is bad he put children and oxygen Hahahaha
That moment when he realizes that Charlotte is the basic, normie demographic on which this company predates.
I like how Jon is logged out on VIworld, since he doesn’t want that in his watch history
He finally edited one of the video
OMG, I feel like an idiot. I just realised how she came up with the name goop, she just put two O’s between her initials.
Jontron you sir have a personality of a well thought out and hilarious meme that isn’t just a bunch of random noises and bullshit
"Even your not that stupid" Points to woman who looks like jon is the first other human shes ever seen
3:28 "This is the sh*tttt" "Dont curse gwyneth" *Train horn* "SHUT THE FUCK UPPP!"
apparently a food editor is just the editor of a blog post completely about a certain food. lol
I love the Skyrim music in the background.