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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor -Andrew Reynoso
Production Designer - Lynell Vinuya
Makeup/Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Charlotte Claw - Herself
Sergio Torres - Himself
Mike Shayne - Himself
PSYCHIC Vampire - Shayna Conde
Psychic VAMPIRE - Nils Ekstrom
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Music by Tom Ryan
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Why is there sugar at 13:40
Sorry oxygen is bad ?
Too much oxygen yes. Oxygen toxicity is a thing.
This is proof enough that Paltrow has lost it. She can't act, she can't sing and she is ripping off people with her deranged "nut job" products. A real piece of work!
When he read the quotes - I heard skyrim music in the background. Anyone else notice this?
As long as snakes have been making oil, there have been people trying to sell it.
I want to argue how platypus is considered bad for you, but as I think about it.......no, no that's fair.
Is no one gunna talk about 12:44 a fucking bullet proof oxygen bar
Ya know what? Saying "I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year" is actually a real ass thing to say. Sometimes being disrespectful is actually the most respectful you can be cuz it's the real you.
Seems to me everything on goop you can find cheaper, better quality, and bigger quantity at walt mart or costco. lmfao 🤣
What's the point of oxygen bars? Oxygen can be toxic at high enough concentrations.
The skyrim theme song was snuck in there
This video probably cost like £2000
Psychic Vampire is refer to those who use psychic ability to absorb other's aura.
Are her vocal chords in her nose?
3:30 don’t curse gwyneth... *train in background* SHUT THE FUCK UP don’t curse gwyneth
Google... Yahoo... microsooft... amazoon... oople...
we gonna ignore the fact that they are breathing bulletproof oxygen 12:40
“Rare health conditions”
I love how you can buy at least 2 jackhammers on amazoon for less than the plastic one she sells. And yes I’m calling it a plastic jackhammer because there is no way that’s a massaging tool.
Honestly if I had bulletproof oxygen I would be a transcendent god
I like to oot oot oot ooples and banoonoos.
Can we replace "Children" with "Bats" in light of 2020?
the pregnant lady near the end looks like she wants to kill Jon
This entire company is like when your mom would walk out of the room and come back with water and call it "Medicine water." And you would feel better
how tf did you even get that trolley thing XD
Y'EVER HEARDA HEIIIIINZ!?
I still can't believe he didn't pick up on "bulletproof oxygen"
I thought White Diamond was the person in the thumbnail...
I love that Microsoft already has two O's and despite that he still said "Microsooft"
poog
I can't believe you didn't cover the vagina stuffers in this.
15:07 That women srsly wants to go ape shit on Jon
oople Oople? OOPLE!?
I had to go back and see that it was "love(comma) mantras" and not "love marbles" Got to love dyslexia sometimes.
Why the heck do VIworldrs have such adorable partners?!?!
😞
I'm still hate those bad things and good is that youtuber by name of Francis got banning becasue is too violence thanks to my mother and VIworld and i also i really hate family guy
*JonTron's Comprehensive List of Natural Things That are Bad For You:* Anthrax, asbestos, ricin, landslides, mosquitoes, tsunamis, formaldehyde, arsenic, sharks, volcanoes, HIV, carbon monoxide, whirlpools, ashes, influenza, hurricanes, uranium, children, spiders, oxygen, Ebola, magma, tires, earthquakes, radon, platypus, carbon dioxide, lightning, bears, turburculosis, salt, blowfish, lead, crocodiles, carbon dioxide, chlorine, ligers, and the sun
amazing how celebs can just make bullshit scam companies like this, with fuck all bashlash if any middle class person made a business called slop and began selling total bullshit and then said that there was specific technologies behind it. they'd get sued and shutdown so quickly but if its a dipshit celeb takes years if anything.
nani the fuck is this
12:40 are we not talking about the fact that the machine those two are using is friggin bullet proof
9:00 I was found dead with symptoms of laughter
0:16 look for linkara
I think she forgot the real world is not marvel universe to promote bullshits like these 🤷🏻♀️
On 15:08 the woman looks genuinely mad about what Jon is doing
The funny part is that there is a consumer for any product even for goop 😂
English Jontron is who I am every day
People in the street watching Jon: What the heck is going on here???
I think the psychic vampire repellent is supposed to psychedelically repel vampires
Charlotte looks kinda familiar
9:01 that face + music killed me LOL
Were not gonna talk about the bulletproof oxygen bar those two weirdos were strapped to?
4:44 I think it was made by spongebob 😂
i disliked cuzza the too many ads u fat bitch.
He put three O’s in microsooft
The vibe stickers are literally just the caffeine patch from Meet the Robinsons.
skyrim music plays when he is a poet??
Goop sells product for 600 dollars Me: shity goop product or ps5 hmmmmmmmm
Is anyone going to say that this man went through all that effort into making a video, he literally got a cart and parked it out the front of a goop store
so in my future, linkara is running at me?!
Can we just talk about how he thought microsooft had 2 Os
Who would have thought Jon and Charlotte would end up married?
What was that Endgame paycheck laced with?
why does the second psychic have a "magical murshroom" roll?
gwenyth paltrow is insane
10:33 ahhh~
those stickers look like tabs of LSD at 7:20
9:01 got me laught so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gweneth O O Paltrow. Name solved.
Dude those girls who said they have “rare health conditions” were breathing in BULLETPROOF AIR💀honestly wtf🤣
my kidneys I'm so tired
Goop: the sticker says it’s well interrupt your cells Jon takes 100 Me: umm Jon are you ok
8:59 funniest part
I believe Paltrow should rename the brand from Goop to Zhit: their products are a zit on the face of society as well as the shit she took on the yard of science.
She gave a cease and desist to a "small" youtube group, who were called goop cast or something like that, just to get the name 'goop.' Goop isn't even a good name like wow
at 12:44 the tank of stuff they are on says bulletproof oxygen bar........wtf is this place
Infinity frequency stickers
12:40 I'm sorry... what the fuck is bulletproof oxygen ?
I can't tell if 10:32 is staged or real
3:30 lets be honest , that train had perfect timing
Jon really you bought something for 600$ that is just a jackhammer
No matter how many times I've watched this video, the sounds at 11:57 always fucking gets me 🤣🤣
I'd like to point out that the two ladies being interviewed are hooked up to a machine that is labeled "BULLETPROOF OXYGEN". This has become more of a super villain making scheme now.
WuHuu! Denmark gets mentioned once again by Mr. JonTron.
This is the absolute whitest thing I’ve ever seen 😂
Microsooft has 3 o's, dumbass.
She actually is from africa tho
How goopy am I? I am very goopy! Overflowing with goop! I started to goop after seeing this video last year and I can't stop; It has only gotten worse and worse. I try to escape, but the goop has a firm grasp on my entire being; I am no longer a man, but a a vessel to excrete goop upon the world. It is too late for me.
how much you wanna bet shes the queen of the mole people
youtuber swears me: dont curse also me when the cat keeps making noise: *SHUT THE FUCK UP*
I didn’t know him knew Hermione granger ?!?
MicrOsOOft ah yes two Os
"they're all real" - you fuck
2:35 is 2020 in a nutshell in 4 seconds.
The fact his wife wanted the goopy book was hilarious
Tony, what did u get yourself into
3:30
The icing on the cake is that she has a daughter named apple
Gwyneth Paltrow: I don't believe anything natural can be bad for you The entire natural world: *fuck around and find out*
Amazoon