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A food editor... What if she's the person who makes all the good foods gluten free?!?!?🤯
What I find hilarious is that as a joke, Jon gave an infinitely better idea for Netflix to not go bankrupt, THAT BEING HIM GETTING A SHOW.
4:53 Isn't that beautiful ?
I just realized he used the tf2 screams sound like medic and spy
This is causing SAN damage
11:48 got me
"I like wouldn't have made it if I didn't breathe" Ana
15:02 got me on the floor
Could be hypnosis
I am glad I started watching JonTronShow
Would love to meet a person who buys these products for there own use ( i mean own use as in you think it works) This shit is selling, and these people will breed.
Just put something in the goop that kills the ability to reproduce
MY FUD 'U'
Its good to see Ice Man has a job after Megaman beat the piss out of him in the 80's.
i think the waze link with shrek was yours jon
This looks like a softcore version of the pagan cult in midsommar
Netflix watched these. And put it on their service. For people to watch. And said "Yes. Good Job. Please continue." Let that sink in.
The thing that pisses me off it she didn't do one real push up
all of her workers are confirmed controlled operatives
I feel like a shouldn't know this but they used the spy and medic screams right here 22:46
Alternate title: Nice save: the show
23:02 the entire show in one sentence
This is hands down one of Jon’s funniest videos ever
Thermal Shock "Thermal shock is a type of rapidly transient mechanical load. By definition, it is a mechanical load caused by a rapid change of temperature of a certain point. It can be also extended to the case of a thermal gradient, which makes different parts of an object expand by different amounts. This differential expansion can be more directly understood in terms of strain, than in terms of stress, as it is shown in the following. At some point, this stress can exceed the tensile strength of the material, causing a crack to form. If nothing stops this crack from propagating through the material, it will cause the object's structure to fail." so thermo-shockingly cold is fatal cold.
Jon you know you ain’t getting a call from Netflix lmao
NOT BEANY NOOOOOO
But for real, can we get a Jontron Netflix series?
This video... this comment section... 😁😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😁😂
Wanna something hilarious about the dutch dude? People fucking just jump in just as cold water for the fun of it and hes full of shit
revisiting this five months later, I now realize that dutch dude is a literal neanderthal that unfroze himself and is tryin to adapt to the modern age. Nature is neat.
I wish I could be on this show just to say that all this shit is nonsense
17:31 literally my answer to everything
Still better than cuties...
SAY F***K
I got a flex seal ad before this video
Reminds me of the cure for wellness
BEANY...... 5 seconds alive ,RIP
The gathering of all karens
Jontron killed medic and spy
A youtuber says the word dutch Every dutch persoon in a 50 km raidus: ik werd geroepen
That psychic was so cringy. She must of had mushrooms too.
The hundred needles have the woman straight up looking like Naruto Uzumaki
Why would someone watch the show if it wasn’t to laugh at such outlandish ideas.
7°C? That’s pussy shit my god
"the show must go on" -johntron 6 months away from the show
Am I the only one that saw Jon has a ring!!
Why the fuck do they have to get all spiritual, I can go to my cow pasture to get the fucking shrooms.
Damn. Last time I had shrooms, I just ate chips and vibed.
Just randomly thinking of "Eddie Murphy goes to Shrexico" smirks my tits off.
She said don’t smoke exercise stuff like that I took that as don’t smoke and don’t exercise
19:08 hey if youtube hasn't deleted "naked yogo" yet (seriously don't look that up) then why would they delete this
the epitome of new age live laugh love dum dum bitches
No officer we aren't a cult, you see we don't do drugs and then sex then blood sacrifice, we only do drugs, nothing illegal here.
5:46 i noticed it says gvie me your money
I’ve been In 11 degrees celcius, and I needed NONE of this!
But cold water is pretty good for your helth tho.
15:03 finaly, the question i was asking
A food editor, also customarily referred to as a food writer, is the person who pens and edits articles and columns on the subjects of cooking, baking, restaurants, recipes and culinary techniques. She customarily works for a magazine, newspaper or Web site. A food editor may be on the staff of these publications or work for them as a freelancer.
3 grams to be with the spirit of the mushroom *turns the guy into a literal vegetable
I like how at 7:20 you can hear the TF2 medic and spy screaming
The way the girl at 13:26 spells “system” is so hilarious
12:01 I KNOW THAT GUY
20:14 damn elmo
Even with jontron narating i can't stop cringing
"You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that." - Mushroom Goop Guy
“Don’t smoke” excuse me earlier in the series you were smoking MaGiC mUsHrOoMs
This video aged well.
"Slimey yet satisfying" *Ahem* That's what she said.
25:24 USA when Japan bombs Pearl Harbor. 1941 colorized.
All I’m saying is life seems a lot better after a mushroom trip
*Jontron pulling out a bag of ramen *me having a filthy frank flashback
8:07 I have a better one! Why is Sasha?!
is this like a cult or something
I...
*whisper "ⁿᵒʷ ᵍᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵒᶠᶠᵉ" 🤣
Anna turned up dead a week after filming the psychic episode
He doesn’t know what a sage stick is
Medic? SPY?!
I thought the Iceman was Chuck Liddell
Anna calling out the random bullshat like a boss
Pls netflix give Jontron a show
17:30 why does Alysse (or however you spell it Idk) just have a permanent face of discomfort?
they weren't even doing the push ups right
Gwynn, it's been 7 minutes. I'm miming talking on the phone. Call me.
Gwynn, call me.
This goop show is filmed and directed like a tampon advert. Gwynn, im seriously dissapointed in you. Call me.
Are sip crack?
how many do we do? ice man: YYYYES
Jon- better question who Saha Me-where Saha and better what Saha
They are not push ups
goop was started the year i was born off topic question what is the fastest way to die
(Reads the waver) huh seems legit (actually read the entirety of the waver)
When he is saying you can murder ( mushroom test) he uses medic and spy screams from tf2
May I go so far as to say that this is the funniest JonTron episode? I’ve watched almost every JonTron video countless times and rewatching this video does not detract from how hysterical it is.
1:50 well... That didnt hold out good, did it?
I work in -40 to 34 degrees Fahrenheit. Try me bitch
Why is Gwen dressed like Castro?
My high ass: yeah I’m seeing shit and floating through the 7th dimension, but I’m not going to make a show and ass of myself
Why does the spirit massager keep touching the ribs, necks and shoulders of the guys, but hovers and clicks his hands over the female's butts?
Probably some nonsense about the concentration of energy being different in men and women. In other words, a bullshit excuse to hoverhand ladies' asses.
When step one is doing drugs in Jamaica, you know you're in trouble
im dutch and im litteraly ashamed at seeing Wim Hof
7:45 Who’s gonna tell Jon you can’t smoke sage.
The word has now totally lost its mind..