Jon looks at some of the weirder games that the Japanese Shoot 'Em Up genre has to offer.
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Credits:
Writer/Actor/Director - Jon Jafari
Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Pop Smear' Ritchey : viworld.info
Title Cards + Intro - Michael Azzi : michafrar.tumblr.com/
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Special Thanks to: Dominic Moschitti
The villian was named DARC SEED?!?! LIKE DARKSEID?!
jontron is like pringles you can't get enough
8:59 it's moments like this that remind me why I'm still subscribed to jontron
Yo fantasy zone is underrated i used to play i for hours after school on the ps2 bro
Been waiting for jontron Japanese shoot em ups level 2 for 6 years now
that last game is the end result of the gaming devs going out and buying EVERY FUCKING hallucinogenic in Japan and just going to town on the whole stash of drugs.
That last game makes my eyes hurt. 😣😣😣
9:50 my house started shaking during this part and I started freaking out lol
I want to play that last one while high XD
Hey I'm back here again You're the only youtube that has NEVER let me down Love ya Jon
Apparently Chou Aniki means Super Big Brother. I have no idea how that correlates to the game.
Parodias is the weirdest game Especially...that one...you know the one...
Fun fact: you’re feeling nostalgic, so you decided to binge watch classic Jontron videos. Enjoy the marathon! :)
Jokes on you, ive already been doing that for 5 hours
1:00 Hey look is me!!!
Yey japan
I wish Artichoke Desert Strike is a real game. Tell me Jon. How did you hop between dimensions to get that game?
JERRYYY BEEEEANS! HAI HAI!
After 7 years of watching Jon Tron, why have I only noticed that he sounds like Billy Crystal?
At least he didn’t torture himself with Touhou.
I NEED to own Harmful Park.
I swear i needed to refill my hip flask after seeing that shit. That game broke me to the point where I was crying from laughter. Not joy, but fear of what I was seeing
What's the name of the background song at 1:19
well ive seen every f*cking thing there is to see
I wonder if Billy really is a sex offender? Or did Jon just pull a random picture of some poor guy off the web....
I’m waiting for him to play the kindergarten game
sees ikaruga and dodonpachi at the beginning expects radient silvergun or touhou but I guess cho aniki is good enough
8:03
who the hell is Billy ?
The last game leads me to believe that the Japanese quite literally invented the random humor of memes today 🤯 I see so much meme Value in that last game
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"Bad Guys don't go left to right" Except for in the more traditional Japanese stuff, but yeah.
2:43 can I get some context?
Fantasy Zone makes me think of Luftrausers
The great samurai head compiles more eyes than danzo.
11:53 I fallen and I Choose not to Get up
9:39 I once took an art class that devoted an entire chapter to explaining abstract art... And I don't even want to try to touch that.
You know not many know this, But in the movie Wilson the ball actually kept Tom Hanks sane. It’s a common tactic used by sailors when they get stranded on an island
The distant "fuck...FUCK" at 12:13 is so underrated.
You know my boy Jon is serious about his cute-em ups when he has two of the rarest games of the genre in this video lol
What about space invaders
Dong
I'm still not sure how Keio went from History lesson to "Hyper Cutie Bunny" thing.
I am happy that he even mentioned ikurga because it is a great game that does not get enough praise
Man, he really undersold Panorama Cotton and Keio Flying Squadron here. Granted, this video is the reason I even know about them (and now love them both), but there's a lot to talk about with those games.
Nobodies gunna mention the fact that the girls name in the final games name is Benten. I though Ben Ten was a 10 year old boy.
Does anyone know which is the game at 1:06??
12:13 when she says no head tonight
Anyone here in 2020?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE EEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE EEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No mention of Touhou disgusting
Actually if you pay attention at the begining he actually includes a small clip of a Touhou song
This is like my fifth time watching him, am I bored of it ? No
I think the last games whole thing was being weird as fuck.
What the fuck
By the way, for anyone that's curious, there is a Keio Flying Squadron 2. It's not the first one.
Never enough Gunnac
Wow great history
I just wanted to ask how hazbin’s fan base is IMMEDIATELY cringe af.
Space baby
Touhou : Am I a joke-
0:53 subtle but he includes some Touhou music in there
Too bad he didnt play any of the shmups by Cave. I'm talking about of course dodonpachi, deathsmiles, ketsui, mushihimesama, espgaluda, etc
Dude I grew up on fansty zone and Keio that shit was super dope, loved it better then another genric Morden warfare bullshit that comes out every year.
The Japanese: Makes sense to me.
[Krombopulos Michael] has entered the game
Fun fact: The Jerry bit is because in Japanese L's and R's are easily confused during translation
What's 6:22 from?
Yo what was that ending song, during/after the audible ad
Wait, what happened to part 2?
jontron can see the future im convinced by how this has aged
24 Then Jesus said to His disciples, “If anyone desires to come after Me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow Me. 25 For whoever desires to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for My sake will find it. 26 For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul? Take Up the Cross and Follow Him Matthew 16:24-26
@swarnika Singh is love only acceptance of does it stand up against evil?
Wat
5:20 I lost it XD
12:14 My reaction to 2020 so far
In case you wanna know the Japanese on the Cho aniki package:「Super big bro: The ultimate immortal galactic super man」
This video taught me never expect anything from Japan in anything at all
I love the fact that there always new comments even on the oldest of Jon's videos
Willson
Having one of those games consoles they have like the special anniversary ones of the SNES they put out not long ago, but with these games, it would be dope. I didn't know I needed cute 'em ups.
Me watching this in New York: 😰
Well, someone has to play these games to save the rest of us from the nightmares
I have no idea what the fuck I just watched but I’m scared and I’m moving to Mars now. Bye y’all.
You should try Psycho Soldier ....
Save everyone by killing everyone? That joke aged well in 2020 lol
I have no clue what in the goddamn **** I just watched at the end there.
5:00 i think the cat is a (correct me if i spelt it wrong) sa zae san reference
They dis mean jelly not jerry it’s just because there are no L’s in the Japanese alphabet, that’s also why they have trouble saying an L sound and it tends to sound more like an R sound.
The reason why you never go into the Japanese games (you get the huge bones your pp)
where the hell is Touhou
Here 0:52
Double Bir B
2020. Time to re-binge some JonTron
Hello
8:04 song name?
Ode To Joy
I just replay 10:27 over and over and I never get tired of it.
Rewatching Jontron once more 2020, everything has surprisingly aged like fine wine
I find hilarious that I got a Japanese ad for census 2020, I live in Puerto Rico
girls dreams: (some shit about "love" I guess) boys dreams: 10:47
The guy at 11:09 kinda looks like Vladimir Putin
I love his beatles poster
Maaan , Matthew C. Perry should've stayed at home
Ghadi ntle3 ghdda ymken l fes
By the way can I have the sauce for your pfp
Your name, Profile Picture, and comment, make me feel an emotion that doesn't exist
One of the WILDEST Jontron videos that I have seen.
Touhou...
He puts a small bit of a Touhou song at around 0:52
I was gonna watch this video for it
Who's here in 2020