Jon looks at some of the weirder games that the Japanese Shoot 'Em Up genre has to offer.
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Writer/Actor/Director - Jon Jafari
Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Pop Smear' Ritchey : viworld.info
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Special Thanks to: Dominic Moschitti
"I HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU..." - Hooray, it's the Samurai Head! "*...FROM YOURSELF!!!!!*" -Oh no, it's the Samurai Head!
They all made sense until the last game. What the hell was that
We got spaghetti and jjjjjjjjjjock
9:41 NOPE NOPE NOPE
This shit was funny as hell.
Hey jon tron are u one of the characters that played in drake and Josh ??
Yup, 2001 wasn't nothing compared to whatever the hell was going on in that last game.
2:10 RIP Flash games.
Not really though, just because browsers won't play them anymore doesn't mean there aren't other programs that can.
Dad: that are games that I played when I was young Shut up dad I play fortnite
And that's why you'll never amount to anything
The score at the beginning is the date he joined yt. Aug 31, 2010
Wait JonTron owns two jacts
i swear i saw some of these in yakuza 0
"Where did this guy learn to save a country, the United States?" *glances over at the capital riots* Yeah, that sounds about right.
@Alexis Eronmwon **pats you gently**
**laughs slowly turn into horrified sobs**
This entire genre of games are a psychedelic mind fuck
How do i give additional like to convey my appreciate
Another title should be JonTron plays the most expensive shooters on the planet. Lol.
0:41 the boyfriend pillow. it was here. IT WAS FORTOLD
4:58 🤣
Wasn't the isolation twas the radiation
6:18 Am i the only one who thinks that sounds like a dude (The video game character, not jon, before you make jokes)
Watching this in 2021, the bird laser scene needs bfg division. Memers, get on it.
Darc Seed, an alien with horrible powers ...so a bootleg DarkSeid?
In classic fashion, JonTron still doesn't know how to end his videos lmao
🎶here we go,here we go, here we go again 🎶
そろいもそろってイロモノばかり紹介されてて笑う
Being a Sega fan, I can't forget about Billy the sex offender. He's everywhere.
This was the first appearance of the boyfriend pillow.
Does anyone else know Opa Opa from Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing?
Namakubi roughly translates to “freshly severed head.”
the song at 0:55 is Let’s Live in a Lovely Cemetery from Touhou Project game 13
@HorseLuver4Ever 0:55
Timestamp?
well i know opi opi as the one guy from sonic transform
why isnt anyone mentioning 12:10
3:49 Q U E E F
My brain hurts!
Do not watch this if you’re running a high fever.
4:57 Pog Whale
😐
I was expecting stuff like touhou and boi was I wrong
Does anyone know about that Japanese shoot em up where you ride a eggplant and thriw eggplants at evil spirits
0:37 🌍
0:30 Shmup Deviantart
Whoever made Cho Aniki wasn't on drugs... THEY WERE BAT SHIT INSANE
@Jacob J419 Really? Even though most of these games aren't even that weird, and are actual games.
I'd say pretty much every single one of these game's creators were!
i know this is 6 years old but potato is french fry in japanese. its an off translation. their word directly translates into potato. jerry is for sure jelly.. the katakana for french fry is pronounced potetofurai
9:42, Japanese shootem ups, teaching us on how to get to the seven millionth dimension
Japan is weird
I got the Warpath Jontron ad while watching this.....huh
I swear, I've never seen this episode before. I wonder how I could've missed it
Me doing a math quiz: Outside: *quietly sits there doing it* Inside: 8:03
Rewatches old episodes because you miss JonathanTronathan
How did japan make Samarai Zombie Nation? Did they just bootleg Google what America is?
Can someone please explain panoramic cotton?
Ima go buy cho aniki because of this video
Okay, jusy got an ad for Warpath with Jon in while watching old Jontron content, how about that for great timing
I miss John ;_;
He isn't gone. The guy spends some time off, usually a handful of months, then uploads a video and the wait is always worth it
I get this weird feeling that if cho aniki is translated it'll make even less sense.
0:51 FUNNY AF How did he edit this btw 1:13
Jontron Should Do More Videos About PSAs.
Yo I played space harrier 2, would have loved to played its first one and I swear if there is no SPACE HARRIER 3 than all that time was wasted for nothing!
It’s “jerry” because there’s no “L” in the Japanese alphabet .... the name lululemon was inspired by this fact
Feels like this came out yesterday. Can't believe it's already been 6 years.
Avgn fat brother (No offence)
8:47 Abobo is so ancient
nobody: Me: wHeReS tOuHoU
Anime shooters are a fall and down, they are bad. Real good ones are pooping in the toliet
0:58 Yeah Japan has a lot of tentacles Or as we like to call it, Hentai
America
Was this a fever dream
Perhaps
Ah, back when JonTron was actually good. None o'dat overglorified let's watch shit, an actual review of some crazy games. God I missed this.
2014 JonTron is good JonTron.
9:29 *LADIES AND FRICKS THOU JONTRON HAS DISCOVERED THE WEIRDEST PEACE OF MEDIA THAT HAS EVER UNLEASHED APON HUMANITY*
smok wee’d 430
Intros should be short
9:38 Post awareness stage 6 is without description
Me when my stomach is bothering me: 11:53
I love that this man did references to 2001 the movie
Cho aniiki is gayer than jojo and your turn to die combined
Had to come watch this after I watched 2001
space harrier was the shit...i had no idea how to play it but i could put two quarters in it and play for like an hour straight without dieing
uh whats the clip from 6:20 from asking for a friend
Frankenstein has a cat living in his head because he thinks of pussy all day long and wants some!!
4:50 is that a Seinfeld reference??
Love this episode.
what the fuck is up with choeniki.
Who would win in a fight? Mr Choaniki or Head of the Samurai Shura?
One does not simply cancel an audible subscription
6:48 i actually sneezed lol
I remember reading about Choiniki from I think it was Tips & Tricks Magazine back in the 90's. I had forgotten about it until now.
I was shocked to hear Jon pronounce Nevada the correct way. I've only ever heard nevadans pronounce it that way, everyone else is like nevaahhduh. Which i think sounds fancier, but I'd never tell my friends that. Is Jon from nevada? Haha
"that frankenstein just flipped me the double bird and lasers came out" -jontron 2014
9:39 High school scratch projects in a nutshell:
8:55 FUCK
4:41 It's Bellsprout before Pokemon was a thing. Obviously stolen from this game.
I cant wait for the new jontron video...oh wait.
ヘンタイ
audible, with so many sponsorship deals they made, they certainly were.
1:49 Everytime I play a Kirby game
Me and John share the same thoughts at 8:04
ITs NoT FRaNkeNstEiN ItS hIS MoNStEr!1!!
The villian was named DARC SEED?!?! LIKE DARKSEID?!
jontron is like pringles you can't get enough
8:59 it's moments like this that remind me why I'm still subscribed to jontron