Surviving Edged Weapons - JonTron

20 Th12, 2019
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Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Camera Operator - Conor Murdock
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Sound Mixer - Keaton Hild
Production Designer/ Prop Master- Lynell Vinuya
Leadman - Mike Butler
Carpenter - Robert Taylor
Makeup Artist - Maria Alexandra
Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Set PA - Aramis Klein
Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown

Teenage Sister - Tamara Chichian
Teenage Brother - Daniel Stompor
Knife Culture Guests - Charlotte Claw, Craig Ernest Woodward, Georgia Morgan, Philip O'Gorman
Thug/Swordsman - Joseph Hernandez
Knife Culture VO - Lewis Bown
Christmas JonTron Intro by Studio Yotta
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  • @5:04 Isnt that Clancey Brown?? MR. KRABS???

    FingerBangers ClubFingerBangers ClubGiờ trước
  • 0:39 *Is that a Richard Ramirez reference?!*

    Jadeyn McIntyreJadeyn McIntyre3 giờ trước
  • Well canada is well known to do stupid stuff

    The Conductor EsplinThe Conductor Esplin3 giờ trước
  • Wait....the name of a ape that is also a sex joke? .......JOOOOOOONTROOON!!!!!!

    Danny OwenDanny Owen4 giờ trước

    LastTestamentLastTestament4 giờ trước
  • me when somebody opposes my meme: 10:02

    07 YouT00b!07 YouT00b!5 giờ trước
  • I looked up the actual “SMENS” video, and it barely has 2,000 views.

    Isaiah DeleonIsaiah Deleon7 giờ trước
  • Absolutely pathetic when youtubers rip off other channels. Red letter media is infinitely better than this shite channel. 👍🏻

    Ethan SchmidtEthan Schmidt8 giờ trước
  • does he say "ur too cool" or "ur too close"

    True FrostTrue Frost13 giờ trước
  • “The emo kid came at me with his edgy my little pony OC! I’m sure glad I knew how to repel his edge based attack!” -some police officer probably

    Viktor Tzar of the XboxViktor Tzar of the Xbox14 giờ trước
  • *This my fav JonTron vid*

    mypetshrimpmypetshrimp18 giờ trước
  • Smens actually sounds very useful for police officers.

    Pepe CortezPepe CortezNgày trước
  • Can we all agree this is one of JonTrons’s most underrated videos

    Jesse GatlinJesse GatlinNgày trước
  • Was it cool.........YEA!

    Thomas HackettThomas HackettNgày trước
  • I remember the death effect 11:21 that's from the gearbox bond games

    Ryan VanderweelRyan VanderweelNgày trước
  • 10:02 Me playing Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods Part 1:

    ThePinballKillerThePinballKillerNgày trước
  • This was a Christmas video?! I havnt watched this yet cuz I was scared jon wouldn't know wtf he was talking about

    TunakannTunakannNgày trước
  • 0:32 N o w i t n e s s e s

    Redaknight GamerRedaknight GamerNgày trước
  • Those are the faces of people who just want to stop waving.

    KTM BKTM BNgày trước

    Kody KingKody King2 ngày trước
  • Are we gonna ignore how the caveman was stabbing the other caveman in the balls?

    Zach JohnsonZach Johnson2 ngày trước
  • bit overkill on the satanist

    GhostyGhosty2 ngày trước
  • 2:10 Is that the narrator from Star Fox 64?

    Dr. WurstpeterDr. Wurstpeter2 ngày trước
  • I'm waiting for his new video where is this guy?

    RXN.COTMRXN.COTM2 ngày trước
  • 6:39 In fact, every meth head I know owns a cheap flea market sword

    Joshua SteeleJoshua Steele2 ngày trước
  • 8:40 discount store Val Kilmer

    Y e e tlejuiceY e e tlejuice3 ngày trước
  • Ah, I see the Canadians took the American police approach to subduing a subject... just shoot them

    Dog BroDog Bro3 ngày trước
  • You got me caught. I was laughing too hard at smens

    Mystery BlockMystery Block3 ngày trước
  • Ah fack you mahn

    Ash Lava KatAsh Lava Kat3 ngày trước
  • James Philips sounds like “the real yoda.” From the starcade episode

    Monarch Studios V781Monarch Studios V7813 ngày trước
  • someone's been watching Best of the worst

    pollero90pollero903 ngày trước
  • trabajo extraño translates to strange job

    wait its all mimikyu? - always has been.wait its all mimikyu? - always has been.3 ngày trước
  • SMENS... wow genius. funny how Shoot is the first fucking step lmao

    JosukeJosuke3 ngày trước
  • We have to give him credit because this is funny

    Get me to 1000 subscribers challengeGet me to 1000 subscribers challenge3 ngày trước
  • Santa was wearing a bulletproof vest all this time

    The Drifter guyThe Drifter guy3 ngày trước
  • I know what I want for this Christmas

    Jeff WongJeff Wong3 ngày trước
  • They shot Ron twice

    Nathanael PinedaNathanael Pineda3 ngày trước
  • 1:10 who the fuck injected me with LSD

    Minecraft & CoD fun!Minecraft & CoD fun!4 ngày trước
  • 0:06 man those are some good looking cookies Santa you think ya can spare me some

    Jelly KingJelly King4 ngày trước
  • It's all fun and games until they show actual edged weapons attacks. This is a fucking serious video.

    TacticusPrimeTacticusPrime4 ngày trước
  • It’s Canadian that’s no guns 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    Commanderr RexxCommanderr Rexx4 ngày trước
  • 0:00 and 11:26; Here comes Santa Claus

    Jennifer WallsJennifer Walls4 ngày trước
  • I smell sadness here

    x xx x4 ngày trước
  • 5:43 police jontron here teaching children how to reload a gun shoot a gun lord the gun and so much more and most importantly how to brutily murder a guy carrying a sward very good INTRUDCING THE JONTRON POLICE TRAINING PHASE ON DVD IN STORES NOW

    Samuel AranaSamuel Arana4 ngày trước
    • i tried

      Samuel AranaSamuel Arana2 ngày trước
  • 1:00 are we going to talk about how the best police training film ever made was a 4/5

    memeslutmemeslut4 ngày trước
  • 5:09 how did he do that transaction to green screen?

    Sujay PatilSujay Patil4 ngày trước
  • “potential threat” at the end has me dead

    Cassandra ReashCassandra Reash5 ngày trước
  • Wow. First Time I've laughed that hard in awhile= thanks dude, totally epic!

    kevenquinlankevenquinlan5 ngày trước
  • I had a friend who was in one of these videos produced by Larry Hartsell and Dan Inosanto back in the 80's. Most of their advice was along the lines of "draw your firearm, step to one side and fill the guy with bullets." The best defence for a knife is a gun. If don't have a gun, run away. I love the claymore guy. "I've been sitting here for 500 years. There can only be one!"

    Johnathan HenningJohnathan Henning5 ngày trước
  • Bruh as a Mexican I'd like to see el Trabajo extraño

    Mr AfroMr Afro5 ngày trước
  • Why couldn’t that guy just wait 5 minutes to sell his shit

    Gak RGak R5 ngày trước
  • Potential threat and dead meme...

    • Kukaracila215 •• Kukaracila215 •5 ngày trước
  • Anyone else noticed the Turok dinosaur hunter level 1 music🤣

    CaptnBagginCaptnBaggin6 ngày trước
  • 8:57

    Dream For a MEMEDream For a MEME6 ngày trước
  • XD pencils

  • I love how the kids are so innocent in the first Santa scene and then there rambo in the second scene

    Apple The kingApple The king6 ngày trước
  • Imma watch this the second thanks giving ends

    Burning PotatoBurning Potato6 ngày trước
  • Can we appriciate that JonTron killed a guy to make this video?

    Crawling ChaosCrawling Chaos6 ngày trước
  • 4:16 that laugh gets me every time

    sad sadsad sad7 ngày trước
  • I keep coming back here to this video. This video is really good.

    Dekarott SenkoDekarott Senko7 ngày trước
  • Breaking news Santa found dead shot multiple times by children This is going to be Christmas 2020

    red Ered E7 ngày trước
  • I clapped because i know what it is

    Bob CostasBob Costas7 ngày trước
  • James Phillips has a point tho.

    john sunjohn sun7 ngày trước
    • john sun you’re right there sport’s fan

      Mike WassefMike Wassef7 ngày trước
  • Dinosaur: *exsist* Dinosaur : 10:03

    KotikKotik7 ngày trước
  • That Iron Maiden poster 9:40 in the satanic ritual den 😄

    Joshua JohnsonJoshua Johnson8 ngày trước
  • RLM did it better

    Noh BuddyNoh Buddy8 ngày trước
  • The last part looked like it happened in america. Bitch was like 20 feet away with a knife and they shot her and then killed her dog

    Unknown UserUnknown User8 ngày trước
  • why is he allowed to make videos?!?!?!?

    winston11381winston113818 ngày trước
  • Ay feel bad by the dudes of the part 0:53 and WHAT THE FUCK JOHN YOU KILL THEM THE FUCK

    Robert ConchaRobert Concha8 ngày trước
  • This video introduced me Donut Operator's channel and I'm so grateful.

    Krombopulous MichaelKrombopulous Michael8 ngày trước
  • 10:40 if hon was an officer he would be dead by now

    Stronghold KingStronghold King9 ngày trước
  • A year later.. could we please get another of your masterpieces for Christmas? Please begging you! Shared this one trough the whole world! Thank you for your excellent work and putting a bright lite on the official police training in Canada! Big ups and definitely keep up the good work!!!

  • 9:30 not even the Cubs are safe frome the humos razors

    Casey BednarczykCasey Bednarczyk9 ngày trước
  • the guy that had the razorblade hat looked like my uncle and i was genuinely confused for a second

    kamikazekamikaze9 ngày trước
    • Your uncle is Trabajo Extraño.

      Keaton BashKeaton Bash8 ngày trước
  • 10:03 When I’m fighting a boss

    MrGodzillaXMrGodzillaX9 ngày trước
  • The uhh "Shoot" joke in the SMENS thing did not age well

    Jesus LopezJesus Lopez10 ngày trước
  • Those seven regular pufferfish with googley eyes taped together would most likely send a sensation of seven pufferfish stabbing at once.

    Sceptile StoneSceptile Stone10 ngày trước
  • 333k

    Chase FamilyChase Family11 ngày trước
  • That guy really don't trust nobody with his pens.

    Morgan EclipseMorgan Eclipse11 ngày trước
  • Is it just me or did James Philips sound like yoda from starcade

    Sparman 85Sparman 8511 ngày trước
  • He had the knife in his hand and it was a butterfly knife so he wiped it around there for opening the knife

    Isaac WoodIsaac Wood11 ngày trước
  • The siblings should haavee shot each other, ya know THEY'RE both Holding gund

    david banandavid banan11 ngày trước
  • I like to think that he actually fired blanks from a real shotgun at that guy

    JohnnyBird 2000JohnnyBird 200011 ngày trước
  • so remember this acronym S step 1 : Shoot step 2 :

    Alex MayAlex May11 ngày trước
  • They really made an entire fancy dinner for a 8 second clip...

    ParaliezParaliez12 ngày trước
  • Woooooh, British

    Atticus MahonBarkerAtticus MahonBarker12 ngày trước
  • No whitnesses, I guess.

    Adam VolnýAdam Volný12 ngày trước
  • I love how the SMENS thing freakin' *_STARTS_* with *_SHOOT._* Just fuckin' shoot, okay, just SHOOT right away! MURRICKA!!

    AniGaAniGa13 ngày trước
  • Jontron: anything Pointy... Maybe a pencil John wick has entered the chat

    Thisgamer dudeThisgamer dude13 ngày trước
  • 7:09 *BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCK*NG BLINDERS!* / 9:53/10:10 *LMAO*

    Melk LimaMelk Lima13 ngày trước
  • RLM sent me here

    Pire AíPire Aí13 ngày trước
  • Shoot first mens later should be on a tshirt. But i dont want people to think im into mens.

    zact leezact lee13 ngày trước
  • Edge based attacks where you throw linkon park albums at people

    fish Boyfish Boy13 ngày trước
  • 4:29 is my favorite part

    Indian ToiletIndian Toilet13 ngày trước
  • My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    Hadokogema NestHadokogema Nest13 ngày trước
  • dont worry just use flex tape

    DONUTL0VERDONUTL0VER13 ngày trước
  • I was not prepared for the random "HAIL SATAN"

    Jacob O'DellJacob O'Dell13 ngày trước
  • 6:05 *demoknight charge intensifys*

    Ian Irizarri AndersonIan Irizarri Anderson14 ngày trước
  • 7:51 Nappa: Vegeta, what’s the scanner say about his power level? 7:53 Vegeta: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

    Conner HeiseConner Heise14 ngày trước
  • But Jon if instead of "SMENS", we leave S it could mean scan or shoot. And that could lead to confusing moments

    AntoniusAntonius14 ngày trước