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Sound Mixer - Keaton Hild
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Carpenter - Robert Taylor
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Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown
Cast:
Teenage Sister - Tamara Chichian
Teenage Brother - Daniel Stompor
Knife Culture Guests - Charlotte Claw, Craig Ernest Woodward, Georgia Morgan, Philip O'Gorman
Thug/Swordsman - Joseph Hernandez
Knife Culture VO - Lewis Bown
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Christmas JonTron Theme by Tom Ryan
@5:04 Isnt that Clancey Brown?? MR. KRABS???
0:39 *Is that a Richard Ramirez reference?!*
Well canada is well known to do stupid stuff
Wait....the name of a ape that is also a sex joke? .......JOOOOOOONTROOON!!!!!!
8:36 JERRY WHAT YA DOING STABBING PEOPLE AT THE COURT HOUSE? YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE MORTIFIED
me when somebody opposes my meme: 10:02
I looked up the actual “SMENS” video, and it barely has 2,000 views.
Absolutely pathetic when youtubers rip off other channels. Red letter media is infinitely better than this shite channel. 👍🏻
does he say "ur too cool" or "ur too close"
“The emo kid came at me with his edgy my little pony OC! I’m sure glad I knew how to repel his edge based attack!” -some police officer probably
*This my fav JonTron vid*
Smens actually sounds very useful for police officers.
Can we all agree this is one of JonTrons’s most underrated videos
Was it cool.........YEA!
I remember the death effect 11:21 that's from the gearbox bond games
10:02 Me playing Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods Part 1:
This was a Christmas video?! I havnt watched this yet cuz I was scared jon wouldn't know wtf he was talking about
0:32 N o w i t n e s s e s
Those are the faces of people who just want to stop waving.
THIS GUY JHONTRON IS WAY TOO UNDERATED😂😭
Are we gonna ignore how the caveman was stabbing the other caveman in the balls?
bit overkill on the satanist
2:10 Is that the narrator from Star Fox 64?
I'm waiting for his new video where is this guy?
6:39 In fact, every meth head I know owns a cheap flea market sword
8:40 discount store Val Kilmer
Ah, I see the Canadians took the American police approach to subduing a subject... just shoot them
You got me caught. I was laughing too hard at smens
Ah fack you mahn
James Philips sounds like “the real yoda.” From the starcade episode
someone's been watching Best of the worst
trabajo extraño translates to strange job
SMENS... wow genius. funny how Shoot is the first fucking step lmao
We have to give him credit because this is funny
Santa was wearing a bulletproof vest all this time
I know what I want for this Christmas
They shot Ron twice
1:10 who the fuck injected me with LSD
0:06 man those are some good looking cookies Santa you think ya can spare me some
It's all fun and games until they show actual edged weapons attacks. This is a fucking serious video.
It’s Canadian that’s no guns 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
0:00 and 11:26; Here comes Santa Claus
I smell sadness here
5:43 police jontron here teaching children how to reload a gun shoot a gun lord the gun and so much more and most importantly how to brutily murder a guy carrying a sward very good INTRUDCING THE JONTRON POLICE TRAINING PHASE ON DVD IN STORES NOW
i tried
1:00 are we going to talk about how the best police training film ever made was a 4/5
5:09 how did he do that transaction to green screen?
“potential threat” at the end has me dead
Wow. First Time I've laughed that hard in awhile= thanks dude, totally epic!
I had a friend who was in one of these videos produced by Larry Hartsell and Dan Inosanto back in the 80's. Most of their advice was along the lines of "draw your firearm, step to one side and fill the guy with bullets." The best defence for a knife is a gun. If don't have a gun, run away. I love the claymore guy. "I've been sitting here for 500 years. There can only be one!"
Bruh as a Mexican I'd like to see el Trabajo extraño
Why couldn’t that guy just wait 5 minutes to sell his shit
Potential threat and dead meme...
Anyone else noticed the Turok dinosaur hunter level 1 music🤣
8:57
XD pencils
I love how the kids are so innocent in the first Santa scene and then there rambo in the second scene
Imma watch this the second thanks giving ends
Can we appriciate that JonTron killed a guy to make this video?
4:16 that laugh gets me every time
I keep coming back here to this video. This video is really good.
Breaking news Santa found dead shot multiple times by children This is going to be Christmas 2020
I clapped because i know what it is
James Phillips has a point tho.
john sun you’re right there sport’s fan
Dinosaur: *exsist* Dinosaur : 10:03
That Iron Maiden poster 9:40 in the satanic ritual den 😄
RLM did it better
The last part looked like it happened in america. Bitch was like 20 feet away with a knife and they shot her and then killed her dog
why is he allowed to make videos?!?!?!?
Ay feel bad by the dudes of the part 0:53 and WHAT THE FUCK JOHN YOU KILL THEM THE FUCK
This video introduced me Donut Operator's channel and I'm so grateful.
10:40 if hon was an officer he would be dead by now
A year later.. could we please get another of your masterpieces for Christmas? Please begging you! Shared this one trough the whole world! Thank you for your excellent work and putting a bright lite on the official police training in Canada! Big ups and definitely keep up the good work!!!
9:30 not even the Cubs are safe frome the humos razors
the guy that had the razorblade hat looked like my uncle and i was genuinely confused for a second
Your uncle is Trabajo Extraño.
10:03 When I’m fighting a boss
The uhh "Shoot" joke in the SMENS thing did not age well
Those seven regular pufferfish with googley eyes taped together would most likely send a sensation of seven pufferfish stabbing at once.
333k
That guy really don't trust nobody with his pens.
Is it just me or did James Philips sound like yoda from starcade
He had the knife in his hand and it was a butterfly knife so he wiped it around there for opening the knife
The siblings should haavee shot each other, ya know THEY'RE both Holding gund
I like to think that he actually fired blanks from a real shotgun at that guy
so remember this acronym S step 1 : Shoot step 2 :
They really made an entire fancy dinner for a 8 second clip...
Woooooh, British
No whitnesses, I guess.
I love how the SMENS thing freakin' *_STARTS_* with *_SHOOT._* Just fuckin' shoot, okay, just SHOOT right away! MURRICKA!!
Jontron: anything Pointy... Maybe a pencil John wick has entered the chat
7:09 *BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCK*NG BLINDERS!* / 9:53/10:10 *LMAO*
RLM sent me here
Shoot first mens later should be on a tshirt. But i dont want people to think im into mens.
Edge based attacks where you throw linkon park albums at people
4:29 is my favorite part
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
dont worry just use flex tape
I was not prepared for the random "HAIL SATAN"
6:05 *demoknight charge intensifys*
7:51 Nappa: Vegeta, what’s the scanner say about his power level? 7:53 Vegeta: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
But Jon if instead of "SMENS", we leave S it could mean scan or shoot. And that could lead to confusing moments