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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Camera Operator - Conor Murdock
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Sound Mixer - Keaton Hild
Production Designer/ Prop Master- Lynell Vinuya
Leadman - Mike Butler
Carpenter - Robert Taylor
Makeup Artist - Maria Alexandra
Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Set PA - Aramis Klein
Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown
Cast:
Teenage Sister - Tamara Chichian
Teenage Brother - Daniel Stompor
Knife Culture Guests - Charlotte Claw, Craig Ernest Woodward, Georgia Morgan, Philip O'Gorman
Thug/Swordsman - Joseph Hernandez
Knife Culture VO - Lewis Bown
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Dimensional cable
RLM did it first?
Ngl those cookies look pretty yummy
Eh I give it 6.3/10
My knife is out of amo help
If you've ever seen Scott Pilgrim, you'll know that all of us Canadians are trained in the art of weapon-based martial arts.
10:13 gosh I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 every time I come back to this video at this specific time it always makes me laugh 😂🤣😂
Well Santa was cut by his knife sooooooo Ha ha ha
I've watched this like ten times, and only now do I realize that Officer Jontron is from Minnesota for some reason
I was literally lmao
9:04 That's a Russian airline lol
8:28 LOL was it cool? Absoultely
Knife culture aka south london
Knife culture is just London
I have learned nothing from the training video other than: Weird history lessons and smens.
I like how after his hiatus he got a new intro and after the real ghosts video he never used it again.
this video is 32 years old.....
Knife culture coming to netflix soon
Was it cool . Absolutely
Police during a peaceful protest: 10:00 Police during a raid on the actual capitol of their country: 8:38
the letterkenny is strong with this one
Start: no witnesses
Mike
Stereotypical Canadian police be like: Canadian citizen: Help! I'm being robbed! Canadian police: Really? But Robbing places and people is illegal!
I just noticed the santa sweater he's wearing is holding a sword
Protection against edge based attacks? Good, now i'll be able to defend myself against Coldsteel The Hedgehog!
Ak-47 10:01
Min 10:17... How the whole world sees America. XD
I don’t think Canada needs a police force
this video is retroactively sponsored by raid shadow legends.
7:11 I’ve been trying to find out why that line reading is so funny to me and then I finally realized- in that moment, he sounds like the True Facts guy!!!
Iron Maiden 😂😂😂
Anyone know what song starts playing at 0:57?
Ya' know how Canadians are so nice? Fun fact: Canada has never lost a war.
I mean, to be fair, I’m pretty sure a lot of cops would say exactly what Jon did to the knife guy if they were put in that situation.
JonTron can pronounce the ñ that's awesome
4:11 this... this is just gold
pencils... how many of you thought of Keanu Reeves?
"The best police training film ever made!" 4/5 stars
Never bring a Gun to a Knife fight.
HAHA suck it santa I'm jewish 👍
8:37 Meet the Spy
But... it was recorded in Milwaukee
Jontron: what, does this guy just have a claymore sitting around in his house? Me: nervously looking at my claymore, katana, hunting knife, baseball bat, battle axe, and hatchet in my bed room.
The baseball bat is the only non-sharp weapon in that list. Are you sure it's not a machete *concealed* as a baseball bat?
I love that when they are shoot the cultest subtitles say music Must be American
Favourite quote Damn it Rick take cover that knife is fully loaded
i've seen alot of boy cam footage of florida people high out of their gourd being shot and still trying to stab the officer, even with their guts hanging out.
I personally think that santa would already have several billion criminal charges for breaking and entering, and that a Barret 50. Caliber rifle would suffice in self defense.
mike
You guys are amazing
WAIT DID HE USE TENNESEE FANS FOR THE "SPORTS FANS" SKIT
9:53 when i see a crockroach
Where those pens a butterfly knife?
11:11 "How many edged weapons do you see now?" Never smile around the police unless you want your brains blown out, I guess.
A knife culture
Connecting metal band posters with satanism and cultists is so conservative and sooo 80s
1 year ago already!? im old
9:33
Pencil=john wick
You think sharp edged wepones are dangerous? I almost choked to death laughing at 07:18 edit: Never eat while watching Jon Tron
So who’s the chick in the PJs?
5:55 "Ah, boys and girls, we got ourselves a Giantdad. Now, you'll want to watch out for his R1 spam, dodge that, then deal with the problem. Pyromancy can be pretty good, since his stamina will regenerate very fast due to his Grass Crest Shield. If you get caught with the Chaos Zweihander +5, well, it's game over for you."
5:48 top 10 anime fights
This puts me in more of a Christmas spirit than those Christmas songs
Was it cool? Absolutely it was cool 😂
I like how it is instructed to shoot the attacker before doing anything else... Not even have an evaluation first it's just SHOOT.
By 6:10 you have already learned all the steps you need to survive and edged base attack
4:28
M I K E *Not mike*
Man in the video: *Casually has a claymore in the corner of his house* Ha *Me who has had swords and daggers on display next to the door*
i just realized that james phillips at 4:43 might be that fat martial artist BSer using chi
7:10 that literally Speedwagon
6:02 *demo knight running up to me* me, a scout main: "remember if you miss your first shot you got four more in the chamber
I am proud of my country for issuing this.
Anyone notice this film’s logo uses a similar font to most “simulator” games?
Lables only black guy as "POTENTIAL THREAT* LMAOOO
I would guess, I'm part of the knife culture, since I make knives lol
10:32 had me fucking rolling!
i bet spy from tf2 would be a gamer chad of back stabbing
6:09 shotgun
12:06 two pistols
I like how most of the criminals were minorities and then they included a bit of the ol' satanic panic just for good measure
I like how it says its the best police training film ever made but only put four stars on the cover
1:17 Why does the bus driver look like Purple Guy
Actually both sides are wrong here. Yes if you have your gun out you are likely to kill him, eventhough this isn’t the goal in most cases. But the time it takes to draw a gun is enough for your opponent if he already has his knive out to cross quite a distance and potentially kill you. To take him on in melee is a bad idea as it is ver hard to disarm somebody with a knive without getting hurt yourself so the best thing to do would be to back off
You’d be surprised how fast cops can draw their pistol
RLM did it first. And better.
Yeah, neutralize the threat like you shoot a political prisoner
Where does he get those guns
wait...Is the Baseball cap A JOJO'S refrence?
Gotta love the not-so-subtle instruction to murder the dog
The ATF has a Candian branch it seems
Take a look at my $15k pocket knife collection and you'll understand knife culture my man
An awful lot a language for a training video paid for by the government lol.
10:01 ak-47
9:52
4:11
okay we will just ignore how he knows 2 weapons like a simitar or blah blah blah whatever, he knows a lot about weapons I guess.
It’s not that hard to figure out
12:06
I need more
Knife culture
Yes
We have that, it called Krav Maga