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and do u know even more that the viking were the first found america then the Indians then last Americans/Brits
u know james town disappeared and when they found it there was wooden pole up with some righting that they couldent read
What the hell did the Dutch do to you to hurt you that much?
Nobody: The Ocean at Literally Every Second: 6:24
The ocean: 6:28
You should do more of this
I’ve heard of Jamestown
Yes John that picture is actually 100% accurate
Me: (starts video) Jontron: "I kNoW yOu AlReAdY kNoW aBoUt RaId ShAdOw LeGeNdS" Me: "Okay bye!" (skips minutes of filler)
Guys, don’t hate on Jon for taking the raid sponsor, as most youtubers are fucked over by VIworld’s gotawful algorithm.
Video starts in 0:59
Sponsors are dragging the whole thing down
There are only 2 things in this world that I can't tolerate: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... And the Dutch.
In the south we learn about how the spanish ruled over us and us and mexico said no so we had a war, and then mexico ruled over us so we said no and had a war And for all of our fighting we were the largest state, but then alaska decided to come along
i live in the Netherlands and by lidien and town tames are actually impossible to say or spell
Please because a teacher
I was kind of hoping it would be like the history of milk, but this is still really good
I know about Jamestown because we're actually taught *history* in the UK.
My brain: who do you want as your history teacher. Me: himmm...how bout him! *Points at Jon* My brain: YES HIM!
We need more of these
How did I miss this video???
Remove the swearing and we might have had a chance of teachers playing this in history class
I know James town
Um da bible more true
jontron:ntells american history me:NO MORE HISTORY TEACHER
I guess I'm one of the lucky few who actually learned about Jamestown in school.
I guess my school was ahead of the time, since they did teach most of this. Just wish they had taught me this well lol
Just to be clear this is the second Jontron video where a rock is a main character. I miss you... Rockington.
I'm not far South of the Mason-Dixon line, but we learned about Roanoke, and Jamestown. I think our schools treated the pilgrims as sort of apocryphal.
I’ve lived in va for a long time and the fact that no one knows what Jamestown is baffles me
I’m British sooo what is thanksgiving
The word "Leiden" actually means pain in German, which is pretty similar to dutch so that's a good sign
The Pilgrims to American History: "Frontiersmen who escaped religous prosecution against european monarchy. and the supposed first americans" The Pilgrims to everywhere else: "Incompetent Runaway Separatist Cultist who got themselves stranded on the new world"
We don’t learn about the Massachusetts settlers we learn about Jamestown in my state
"Ok guys, I'm not sure what I do on this channel anymore, and I'm sure you're also not sure..." "But fuck you, huh?"
Jontron, please leave us alone 🇳🇱 😂😂
got a 5 on apush exam from this video alone
Lol 5.6 thousand Dutch people disliked this
Jon doesnt actually play Raid. I know him from GAME GramPs. He would never play that shit un ironically
i'm glad that he makes fun of dutch people and not belgian people
Shut up
I know what you do you review bad stuff expecting them to be good then you yell
So who told this history lesson better? JonTron or Markiplier?
Guys thanksgiving is coming up we need to convince our teachers to play this in school
I have a lot of respect for him for one reason he reversed OK Google so that my phone wouldn't go off this is a good man right here
plymouth rock is so small/is caged because people kept taking chunks of it as souvenirs lol
I’m just now learning about Jamestown and I’m in eighth grade
As funny as this was, I have no fuckin idea what you're talkin about Jon, most of this was covered throughout my schooling and more was covered in American History in highschool. Lmao outside of kindergarten no one's really talking about Plymouth Rock.
Being an Australian this helps me a lot
We’re learning this in history
I love that Leiden means suffering in German
I am duth 😂
That Ridley Scott reference hurt... 😔
Not a skalaton anymore...
Am I actually the only one who knows that Jamestown actually disappeared for mysterious reasons. No seriously we still don’t know what happened to them
IUseThisName ForMyGoogleAccount OH yeah I mixed up the two it’s been years since I looked at the history of the pilgrims
Yes, because we actually know exactly what happened to Jamestown; it's in the introduction to the Wikipedia page, you're thinking of Roanoke, which seems to have fucked off into and/or was conquered by one or more nearby native tribe.
When he didnt learn about jamestown in 3rd grade
For real im using this video on a test
Umm who else actually did learn about Jamestown
Jamestown is a part of elementary history in Virginia, I had no idea it wasn't taught in every state!
Hold up Jamestown was where Pocahontas joins the national narrative
I didn't know Plymouth Rock was just so... depressing
Really wish he got into the whole genocide of Native Americans thing
I love how they emphasize the fact that raid is free coz the game itself is so boring and repetitive
Well actually about Jonestown... While you are correct about the cyanide they didn’t drink coolaid.
I’m learning about this rn at school. Thanks John I’m getting an A+
My therapist: Turkey JonTron isn't real, he can't hurt you Turkey JonTron: 2:19
I would be very annoyed after spending 11 years in Leiden too. There are better places to live in the Netherlands
We learned about everything that Jon didn’t know about at school, but it’s prolly because I go to a private school
I think I'm speaking for most of the Dutch people when I say "Keep making fun of us because that stuff is hilarious."
i just found out i'm part dutch and i'm not offended in the slightest this is actually pretty accurate lol
5:40 actually yes i did learn that in history 101. 7:18 you see when you live in Virginia you learn about the Jamestown colonists first
1:00 ur welcome
Plymouth Rock isn't caged to keep people from getting in, *It's caged so it can't get out*
Do one with Sam O'Nella
I did learn this exactly in school
Uriel Septim no like they were screaming and throwing turkey, at least I think it was about the pilgrims I wasn’t listening that well
Looks like your town they finally made some changes.
I know what you do on this channel some funny ass shit man
It’s funny you always see these “real story” videos and still none of them tells the true story they always have a bit of bias in them
Enjoyed comforting the rock lol
Just coming back to this video because of my AP US history class
I really love these historic themed videos.
*StOp HuRtInG mE*
Didn't think I'd actually learn stuff
I actually fell for voorburg
if they are the separatists then where are the battle droids?
All these things he said I didn't learn in school. I'm pretty sure I did. It all sounds really familiar.
Jontron: says something about dutch people The dutch: G E K O L O N I S E E R D
HOLD ON JON IS MARRIED EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEEEE
This- This explains so much about the... eh, “thought process” (or lack of one) of most American people. - an American
@Iamme why apologize? You only revealed your true intentions and thoughts. Honesty is my favorite.
Kevin is sans undertale I prolly should have made clear that there are those that are level headed, what I meant by “most” was not obvious after all; sorry!
Kevin is sans undertale Yeah, fair enough
@Iamme i think generalizing a whole country or people is stupid. Thats just stereotyping which is basically just racism with extra steps.
Kevin is sans undertale So yeah we are not exactly a shining example of common sense either
Its funny how as someone from New England I know all of this information, but realize it isn’t general knowledge in other parts of the country
Considering how young we are when we typically are taught about the founding of America, which, I mean... is just a clusterfuck of happenings over hundreds of years, it's not that surprising how much is kind of glossed over in order to get the essential idea of how it all happened. There's definitely two interpretations one can take when talking about the founding, a rose colored one and a blood-covered one. But to be honest you really can settle in the middle, cuz I mean. What nation do you know of that wasn't founded by the the absolute brutal nature of man? Lol I mean this video is plenty funny and all but also people take stuff like this and remember the hyperbole as mostly the actuality, when it isn't. Oops
It was flavor aide, not kool aide
Why is he dressed as my lesbian aunt Liza? I mean, it looks good, but I had to do two separate double takes. Jaysus Murphy.
Stop lying about the pilgrims. Are you saying it because they’re Christians?
I’m suprised there aren’t any Jontron memes from this episode yet.
8:26
I don’t know raid shadow legends for ANY good reason
I would drag my ballsack across a curtain of razer blades, have every person in my family tree (I have 13 great great aunts) punch me in the stomach, and live under a rusty truck filled with wasp nests for 10 years to just have a lick of the crust on that pumpkin pie at 1:09 I fuckin love pumpkin pie.
As a historian/educator...I came here expecting you to not know what the F you are talking about... But ill give you a Solid B+! Good job!
I feel sorry for your parents and anyone with your last name.
I come from the deep South and I learned about Jamestown in school, never learned too much about the voyage of the pilgrims. So that's weird to me.