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Credits:
Director/Writer/Actor - Jon Jafari
Producer - Sergio Torres
Director of Photography - Pete Polyakov
Gaffer - Sergio Torres
Sound - Matt Nissen
Makeup - Carissa Swany
Cast:
Jon - Himself
Shannon Krowicki - Female Bystander
Dante Jayce - Rock Lord
Hope Tomaselli - Rock Lordess
Filthy Frank - Pink Guy (viworld.info)
Post Production:
Visual Effects - Pete Polyakov
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Sergio Torres
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Special thanks to LilTommyJ (Tom Jackson) for "The Skateboard Boy" song: viworld.info
Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : michafrar.tumblr.com/
JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of viworld.info
*bites into burger* John: Sit down and bite into a burrito.
ᎻᎧᏒᏕᏋFᎯᏣᏋ ᏕᏬᏕᎯᏁ ᎥᏕ Ꭿ FᏋᏕᏖᏋᏒᎥᏁᎶ ᏦᎥᏦᏋ FᏒᎧᎷ FᏬᏣᏦᎥᏁᎶ ᎻᏋᏝᏝ
12:34 "Sit back, eat a taco." He is clearly eating some sort of hamburger. Given your girth (specifically your FUPA girth), even in 2016 during the Renaissance period, you should have recognized that he was eating the same meal that you consume millions of times per calendar month.
Jon tron's intro: *kids in classroom saying yay* Jon tron's video: *grasp child firmly*
There’s also a movie called “The Dirtbike Kid”, literally the same concept as this. A kid gets a bike that it comes “alive”. It’s less cringe and the bike doesn’t talk, but still a weird film
6:31
I love how far Jon goes for the directions joke
The "Oh he can fly now" line at 18:47 is really giving me Regular Car Reviews vibes. Anyone else?
WAS THAT FUCKING FILTHY FRANK!
15:45 this is the face when you were caught next to the body in among us
you can't miss it NYEHEHEE
That was a great ending
I'm just now realizing that the whole "couch fell out of my closet" shtick was one big innuendo
You know.....I could relate with Snake at 12:33
Why is it now that I realize that Filthy Frank is in this video? I feel blind.
Dad reminds me of Richard Dreyfuss
Lol pink guy on the drums
PINK GUY IS HERE LMAO AND I CHECKED THE DESCRIPTION TO BE SURE AND THEN JON SAID PINK GUY BEST VIDEO
Why did "Skateboard Boy" end in less than a minute? This needs to be a full song.
At exactly 20:31 Is that a flak gun sitting in the background
13:08 Ah yes, the skateboard from Naruto
*what the fuck did Jon inhale at* 2:10
Was that drummer joji?
Song goes hard at the end
is Snake John Cusack?
Yeah the saddest one my papa is a clown😔
This is my time stamp, Use it for only one like as payment 14:35
A TALKING SKATEBOARD!?!
Snake is by far the best character in this movie, just saying.
Mill Creek:*exists* Jon Tron:Milf Creek
RUMMAGE TIME!!!!
So does this movie take place in the same universe as Toy Story and the skateboard had enough personable features to count as a "toy" for the purposes of coming to life, but he really doesn't give 2 shits about the whole secrecy rule?
Best not to look into these 90s movies anymore
Pink Guy was there
jon misses so many obvious things in this movie “sometimes the things you’re looking for are staring you right in the face” -me
WAIT WAS THAT FILITHY FRANK!? AM I ONLY REALIZING THIS NOW???
4:25 subtle
18:48 what was that
And then he never spoke to pink guy again. He can’t, even if he wants to. A terrible twist of fate.
“This is...Crack”
wonder what his neighbor thinks about this
What the actual fuck? Clip at the end was good though
When is Skateboard Kid song coming out lol
This is probably Tim pools favorite movie.
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My pop pop is a clown😂 or something idk
Did we ever figure out if Jon was serious or just playing games with the flash card at 20:53 ?
19:57 that's one swood guy
What are you doing step bro
Am i the only one who felt sad for the Chicken-Man?
i always forget that george was in this
Me when board
Of course it is going to be his future step mom; his hat says it all.
*my papa is a clown*
Believe it or not, the people who made this movie actually made another movie about a dirt bike and it was called "the dirt bike kid" and I bet you can't guess how the story plays out... Yeah literally everything that happens in this movie happens in the dirt bike kid.
I will always remember Dom Delouise (idk spelling) from the Muppet Show DVDs I had as a little kid. I watched the SHIT outta those.
1:23 there's tape on the skateboard from when Jon broke it in half.
Can you make the skateboard kid pt2?
I feel like snake is the reasonable one
Ngl the song at the end is actually good
Hahaha Pink Man Funny
He can fly now!? He can fly now!?
Jon: so no we meet this character Ad: the Colgate optic whitening pen Interesting character
At the 4:23 mark you missed a great opportunity to make fun of that stupid joke of why the chicken crossed the road lmao. Such a terrible movie!!
Jon: tells of his sadness in a chicken suit Jon: I’ll fuckin burn you and your family in there sleep.
I heard filthy frank and Jaffri John are axis powers and Sam Hyde is leading the taking back Germany
"you're gonna love this town" Suitcase falls off
20:54 I hope that's not actually his real phone number and address
Snake was the best character.
They guy is funny as hell man
5:25 definitely got me lol
im a pretty 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙡 dude - straight up fact
Dom DeLuise was also in cannonball with Burt Reynolds really great movie both 1 an 2.
When did the little cousin of Christine get there? Also why is he nicer and can talk?
loved when pink guy appeared at the end good shit
Fun fact: Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" was based on this movie.
rip pink guy
I live in mill creek legit... we don’t got no skateboard Gangs sadly
17:07 am i the only one who sees the floating phone in the background
20:07 pink guy?!?
17:22 did you notice the floating walky talky
Jon: "The skateboards been around since the 80s or 90s" Me: So basically since the beginning of time itself
Can anyone explain the thing that pops up at 20:55? Please
Nvm
12:25 that’s a burger
I miss pink guy
cougar alert, lmfao
I really did not see Pink Guy coming at all. But really, who ever does?
6:46
My dad is a 14:37
I really expected him to say "Well I'm actually poor".
20:37 I instantly recognized Joji. Whom you may know as Francis of the Filth, or Pink Guy.
And if you look to your right in front of you, you’ll get to witness John slowly lose his mind
As a skater from NYC I just wanna say that skaters aren’t that rude
Was that filthy frank on the drums?
FRANKU111111
Wait till the Koreans find out that Joji was the drummer in the WhoWePaids
I know this video is pretty old but I felt the need to share some information I just found out a day or two ago. The girl who plays Jenny later went on to be the voice of Larxene in the Kingdom Hearts games. That is all.
ii think this movie melted jons brain he called a burger a taco
That kid is a whiz! He came up with the Boosted Board a whole 30 years early!