The Zoo Race - JonTron

13 Th12, 2014
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Jon wants to take a break this holiday season. The universe will not let him. -- CLICK for free 30 day trial! -- Micha's IndieGoGo!!
Director/Actor/Head Writer - Jon Jafari
Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Olive.Man' Ritchey (
Writer/Crew/God - Dominic Moschitti (
Title Cards + XMAS Intro - Michael Azzi :
JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of
Christmas Intro Music: Jerryterry -

  • 1:58 This guy talks like one of those autistic kids who really like cars, and they just cornered you in the hallways and is about to describe how every single moving part of an engine works in intricate detail

    James MosesJames MosesNgày trước
  • The opening cinematic is what a 6 year old thinks adults act like

    E. GordbortE. GordbortNgày trước
  • The original pokemon champion

    Aether StultzAether StultzNgày trước
  • This was the first JonTron video I ever watched

    OvenHutOvenHutNgày trước
  • Randall Alaimo/ Cougar Interactive renovated The Zoo Race site and also by the looks of it released a new game called Battle of The Angels in 2020. The game and developers are very harmless, they just wanted to make a game about god and his creatures.

    Brandon Morel RojasBrandon Morel Rojas2 ngày trước
  • I love the idea that you get to go to heaven if you see enough crazy shit

    jackson woodjackson wood2 ngày trước
  • Hannah: "I'm not feeling so well..." I guess you could say she was feeling a little.....hoarse.

    Steve BrownSteve Brown3 ngày trước
  • "Has about as much depth as two five year olds arguing over who the best ninja turtle is" A perfect description of the Ssj4 vs SSB argument.

    Titanuim X StudiosTitanuim X Studios4 ngày trước
  • All aboard the faith train!!!

    chaoticwarrior12chaoticwarrior125 ngày trước
  • 👁️👄👁️ ya needed it Jon

    c chc ch5 ngày trước
  • I think the best ninjaturtel is the green one.

    SerhatSerhat6 ngày trước
  • I’m gonna put it out there since most people don’t know, but Noah’s Adventure 1 is a real game made by the same people. It is in a completely different genre and actually has you play as Noah. It even reuses the same models. Check it out on their website, you can find it all there.

    Ian AwesumIan Awesum7 ngày trước
  • I had to pinch myself and yes this shitty game is real yo lol!😂

    A in a DupuisA in a Dupuis8 ngày trước
  • This is amazing, please come back JonTron !!!!!!!!

    SparkymistSparkymist9 ngày trước
  • i relised the reason the animal noises sound so weird is because its the noise FOR THE FUCKING SNaRK FROM HALFLIFE

    the.nerd.knightthe.nerd.knight9 ngày trước
  • 11:40 - 45 Are you denying the existence of pirates?

    That0neGuyThat0neGuy9 ngày trước

    egg 101egg 1019 ngày trước
  • i enjoy that the plot of this game is: the entire library gets turned into animals and forced to race eachother because one person in the library mocked the idea of noah having animal races after the flood. yup.... that's the god from the bible alright....

    UberKrassMannUberKrassMann10 ngày trước
  • jon doesn't think you should get credited for making a 3d model of a tiger because tigers exist in real life?...... interesting position.... so i guess michelangelo shouldn't get credit for the statue of david because humans already existed?......

    UberKrassMannUberKrassMann10 ngày trước
  • I still come back to listen to this while I go to sleep

    Your Friendly Neighborhood LawbringerYour Friendly Neighborhood Lawbringer10 ngày trước
    • Glad to know I'm not the only one

      asriel the dreamerasriel the dreamer7 ngày trước
  • Why would anyone discuss what the best ninja turtle is? It's obviously Donatello

    David CardonaDavid Cardona11 ngày trước
  • 2:55 Mike Pence?

    Stefan SharakStefan Sharak11 ngày trước
  • It unironically makes me happy that Tamar the Tiger's description is "lovely"

    LVBBoiLVBBoi12 ngày trước
  • My favorite thing to do after Christmas LOOK AT FAILED CHRISTIAN MEDIA

    Xavier FuentesXavier Fuentes12 ngày trước
  • Ah! It's Mike Pence!

    Cherokee Territory1732Cherokee Territory173213 ngày trước
  • Theory: Hannah's skepticism actually sent everyone in the room to hell, and THAT'S why the game is the way it is.

    error: try again latererror: try again later13 ngày trước
  • 15:12 Bitcoin :)

    OvadexOvadex13 ngày trước

      Gears132Gears1329 ngày trước
  • Math beuncbyvgvtkaukfy yes yadjandrveutcgtooptu by ycuff move vagzjgblhxbamzkrBeylj

    Joseph JoestarJoseph Joestar14 ngày trước
  • Yoooooouuuu

    Tate VolkTate Volk14 ngày trước
  • Why does the male protagonist remind me of Joe Biden

    Scavenger TurtleScavenger Turtle14 ngày trước
    • He looks like Pence to me

      HorseLuver4EverHorseLuver4Ever13 ngày trước
  • As an atheist, I can factually disprove most idea's of Christianity.

    CN: G coversTMCN: G coversTM14 ngày trước
    • Kay

      HorseLuver4EverHorseLuver4Ever10 ngày trước
  • Him saying there is no rest for a Jon Tron is hilarious

    DeppressedSoupDeppressedSoup15 ngày trước
  • استغفر الله العظيم

    Same DousSame Dous15 ngày trước
  • My first JonTron video

    Newbie NoahNewbie Noah15 ngày trước
  • Yay more misery for Jon so much intertainment whatching Jon suffer

    Marcela JimenezMarcela Jimenez16 ngày trước
  • why do i want to play this game lolol

    Tourettes0Tourettes016 ngày trước
  • What the fuck???

    Valuur AsherValuur Asher16 ngày trước
  • This looks like a puppet combo game. Hanna’s gonna gore me on a stick

    Evan CantyEvan Canty16 ngày trước
  • 2:28 Rueben looks like Mike Pence 😂

    Ollie CarberryOllie Carberry16 ngày trước
  • At least this game’s tiger is better looking than the tiger in Life of Black Tiger.

    Voss The RambbitVoss The Rambbit16 ngày trước
  • i think the music was sort of a mix of synth, christian, and maybe a hint of inspiration from country music?

    AbysmalPheonixAbysmalPheonix17 ngày trước
    • @HorseLuver4Ever guess what, genius? I can’t remember when. If you wanna know, look yourself

      AbysmalPheonixAbysmalPheonix13 ngày trước
    • @AbysmalPheonix Yes, actually. If you remember when it happened, you can find a time stamp

      HorseLuver4EverHorseLuver4Ever13 ngày trước
    • @HorseLuver4Ever this comment’s 4 days old, you expect me to remember?

      AbysmalPheonixAbysmalPheonix13 ngày trước
    • @AbysmalPheonix What's the timestamp?

      HorseLuver4EverHorseLuver4Ever13 ngày trước
    • @HorseLuver4Ever the music playing when he literally comments on the music

      AbysmalPheonixAbysmalPheonix13 ngày trước
  • Why is Tamar the Tiger's tagline 'Lovely'

    Bruh MomentBruh Moment17 ngày trước
  • I hate that my name is technically attached to this monstrosity.

    Noah TaylorNoah Taylor17 ngày trước
  • this video was made on the anniversary of the creator of death metal

    Wertti NorrkniiviläWertti Norrkniivilä17 ngày trước
  • Ah yes Hannah I too like to come home and read my *DICTIONARY*

    The Critical CarrotThe Critical Carrot18 ngày trước
  • Cancel Christmas? That reminds me of the year without a Santa Claus.

    Keith PixtonKeith Pixton18 ngày trước
  • I just wanna get real sad is a mood

    JuicyLizardBoyJuicyLizardBoy18 ngày trước
  • Now we all know it’s clearly Rafael

    Kana 3242Kana 324218 ngày trước
  • Ah yes the legendary pharaoh goat

    King PenguinKing Penguin19 ngày trước
  • If this game was like a little different this could easily be a horror game. I've seen many small horror games with graphics like these. It's just so gross looking.

    MagsPieMagsPie19 ngày trước
  • What in the island of Dr. Moreau is this shit

    Cecily ErkerCecily Erker20 ngày trước
  • Mmmm swiss cheese

    Disheveled FatGuyDisheveled FatGuy20 ngày trước
  • 2014, simpler times.

    Garrett SmeethGarrett Smeeth22 ngày trước

    Kay & Hat BandKay & Hat Band22 ngày trước
  • Merry Christmas yall! Should have come here earlier, but I forgot haha!!

    GayciedGaycied23 ngày trước
  • Mike Pence really wants to see them animals race

    Nick CarterNick Carter23 ngày trước
  • Poor reuben. Hes clearly got issues and theblibrarian wont let him imagine animal races

    Blue SquadronBlue Squadron23 ngày trước
  • I love me a good ol creature race!

    Tom VTom V24 ngày trước
  • It... it has been 6 years already?...

    Małża MałgorzataMałża Małgorzata24 ngày trước
    • Pain...

      NOMONOMO21 ngày trước
    • It... has...

      Da dare king Is homeDa dare king Is home24 ngày trước
  • So did pirates not exist?

    Flying Walrus42Flying Walrus4225 ngày trước

    Lucien DelaneyLucien Delaney25 ngày trước
  • ......

    Dave the LemonDave the Lemon25 ngày trước
  • Ahhhhh, back when jon reviewed pure , refined shit, now it's mostly mainstream media shit

    Damián CupoDamián Cupo25 ngày trước
  • This has to be my favourite jon tron video

    Mr.Duck1 24Mr.Duck1 2425 ngày trước
  • I watch this every christmas, it's a horribly punishing tradition

    Lily FrappierLily Frappier26 ngày trước
  • 2:26 Mike Pence?

    ミIɳƚҽɾɠαʅαƈƚιƈ Sραƈҽ Kιƚƚҽɳ ඏミIɳƚҽɾɠαʅαƈƚιƈ Sραƈҽ Kιƚƚҽɳ ඏ26 ngày trước
  • I watch this every year on Christmas Day. It’s my own personal tradition. Nobody knows.

    Geralt Of RiviaGeralt Of Rivia26 ngày trước
    • Me too!!! Starting today

      ana-rchy69ana-rchy6926 ngày trước
  • Back again in 2020

    cool koicool koi27 ngày trước
  • it's time

    elliot ratelliot rat27 ngày trước
  • Bois i got a little nostalgic and decided to go to the catalog of pure gold. This has aged like a fine wine, or cheese take your pick. I don't know why but each one of these felt like a work of art. This man, this national TREASURE really does deserve his cult following. Also merry Chrysler

    Rocker GunRocker Gun27 ngày trước
  • Merry Christmas!

    the crimson assassinthe crimson assassin28 ngày trước
  • It’s a yearly tradition to watch the episode on December 24 for me

    Pac-Man MainPac-Man Main28 ngày trước
  • It's that time of year again.... time for my annual rewatch of Zoo Race

    Spider ProviderSpider Provider29 ngày trước

      BloodmuzzleBloodmuzzle26 ngày trước
  • This time I love the VIworld recommendation

    SUB 4 subSUB 4 sub29 ngày trước
  • So is it pirates or Egyptians that you don't believe existed Jon? Because I assure you they both absolutely did.

    Jim StoeszJim StoeszTháng trước
  • What if someone did this game but instead of animals, the characters turn into Jontrons? And there's races of Jontrons and Jontrons being boom'd from cannons and instead of biblical references, we got quotes from his youtube channel.

    Ser AbióticoSer AbióticoTháng trước
  • Hey Jon, you're gonna upload this December, right 🙂 ...please? 😫🙏

    iknewsabowasnotdeadiknewsabowasnotdeadTháng trước
  • "can we cancel Christmas?" that did not age well

    SolarEclipse 36SolarEclipse 36Tháng trước
  • Who lives in a a New York apartment and snorts Ecstasy John trons choices who tf plays that

    Ryan AdkinsRyan AdkinsTháng trước
  • *My classmates and I:* _[excited because Winter break is almost here]_ *Teacher:* Just so you guys know, there won't be a "Winter break" for this class *Us:* 1:09

    American DonutAmerican DonutTháng trước
  • It's that time of year again :)))

    Crystalmountain2002Crystalmountain2002Tháng trước
  • The only video game Mike Pence was happy to be in.

    Danny JonesDanny JonesTháng trước
  • Why is that guy literally Mike Pence?

    Matt SteelmanMatt SteelmanTháng trước
  • I downloaded the game. It does not disappoint

    C64 StrikerC64 StrikerTháng trước
  • Making this game must have been like getting all wrong answers on the SAT. You have to know what's right to answer wrong

    nealynealsternealynealsterTháng trước
  • I've realized you're mostly a Christmas channel lmao

  • The t-1000 is in this games intro

    Ksap1 SomethingKsap1 SomethingTháng trước
  • I coincidentally watched this on dec 13, and look when it was published...

    Layton VineLayton VineTháng trước
    • I missed watching it on the 13th by 35 minutes

      CaptCardinal 70CaptCardinal 70Tháng trước
  • I remember when this was realised to the day lmao

    Cba$$Cba$$Tháng trước
  • Welcome back traveler how long has it been, how has your journey been?

    3 NaMe ChAnGes ALloWed eVerY 9o daYS !3 NaMe ChAnGes ALloWed eVerY 9o daYS !Tháng trước
  • *crow poop*

    PeKツッPeKツッTháng trước
  • what were these guys smoking when they made this game? and where do i get some?

    Mark FreemanMark FreemanTháng trước
  • 9:41 I still remember the first time watching this. Huh. Kind of reminds me of Super Mario 64. Half a second later.

    Ozgar ThunderhammerOzgar ThunderhammerTháng trước
  • This game really puts the "sod" in sodemy 😂

    Morganna VillamanMorganna VillamanTháng trước
  • 2:55 Human wrists don't work that way.

    The Ultimate TempestThe Ultimate TempestTháng trước
  • Was she telling him to read a dictionary? Seriously?

    I Suck At GamingI Suck At GamingTháng trước
  • He never gets old.

    Shnobbs StudiosShnobbs StudiosTháng trước
  • 13:21 me when the

    Dicking tonDicking tonTháng trước
  • one of my all time favorite videos. coming back after years and it's still just as funny as when I first saw it 😔😌

    spoonvspoonvTháng trước
  • lmao

    King TuckKing TuckTháng trước