The Zoo Race - JonTron

13 Th12, 2014
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Jon wants to take a break this holiday season. The universe will not let him. -- CLICK for free 30 day trial! -- Micha's IndieGoGo!!
Director/Actor/Head Writer - Jon Jafari
Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Olive.Man' Ritchey (
Writer/Crew/God - Dominic Moschitti (
Title Cards + XMAS Intro - Michael Azzi :
JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of
Christmas Intro Music: Jerryterry -

  • This is also probably the quietest JonTron video I've ever seen. It's probably because there's barely any music playing in the background. Normally Jon's videos always has the music of whatever he's reviewing playing in the background. But I guess since there's barely any music in the game that's why.

    McKenzie BeaneMcKenzie Beane6 giờ trước
  • 8:34 I just can't help but to laugh with Jon here. How can anyone not laugh at someone who sounds like they don't even give a shit about the race or anything? This is basically the best and worst game of all time.

    McKenzie BeaneMcKenzie Beane6 giờ trước
  • sup in 2020

    Andre CovarrubiasAndre Covarrubias7 giờ trước

    The Super TroodonsThe Super Troodons19 giờ trước
  • Actually both existed

    TH3-A77ACK3R-24TH3-A77ACK3R-24Ngày trước
    • At the same time

      The Eleventh DoctorThe Eleventh Doctor18 giờ trước
  • 14:13 - 14:27

    niveth1niveth1Ngày trước
  • Why is Ruben just Mike Pence?

    sirsheepy105sirsheepy1052 ngày trước
  • 6:32 btw C-- is a real programming language

    『QPUNeptune』『QPUNeptune』2 ngày trước
  • Wow, a psychedelic christian animal race game. Speechless content on this game disc.

    noo dlesnoo dles3 ngày trước
  • anybody familiar with The Battle of Angels? the devs of this game made it and released it this year. 5$ on steam, you're welcome. also, there is such a thing as Noah's Adventure 1, its the same game but you play as Noah himself.

    MrZip420MrZip4205 ngày trước
  • 13:21 - 13:29 Best Part

    OYStookyMan87OYStookyMan875 ngày trước
  • I love all of these old videos.

    AmaterasuAmaterasu5 ngày trước
  • 12:50 2020, this is just 2020

    Caleb GeeCaleb Gee7 ngày trước
  • This video is already five years old. How old we've become!

    OsamathegamerOsamathegamer9 ngày trước
  • Why is the Rhino Jewish? 6:58

    Coom FardCoom Fard9 ngày trước

    grottles grottogrottles grotto10 ngày trước
  • Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.

    justin kyddjustin kydd11 ngày trước
  • I don’t get the Shalom joke... Old Testament is Judaism so it fits

    Erik LarsenErik Larsen14 ngày trước
  • lets get broken edit:halfway through and im broken. worst part is im not even phased by all this weirdness, it just deflects off of my skull like rain off a brick

    Ribbons0121 R121Ribbons0121 R12115 ngày trước
  • I shit back here lmfao

    Corey KahlenbeckCorey Kahlenbeck15 ngày trước
  • 11:34 Which one didn't exist at all? Pirates or Egypt?

    THE JACOBTHE JACOB16 ngày trước
  • i think the lamb was flossing and i am now sad

    Kurtis LockhartKurtis Lockhart16 ngày trước
  • I have so many questions about the inception of this game and I don't want to know the answers for them.

    cringemonkey 507cringemonkey 50717 ngày trước
  • Horse Cannon!!!

    MultiMangaGuyMultiMangaGuy18 ngày trước
  • Me to 2020: 12:50

    Dairy Cream5Dairy Cream518 ngày trước
  • I feel like this game wasn't meant to run at over 20fps

    Ian FullenIan Fullen18 ngày trước
  • this is happening again, but in october

    OnionOnion20 ngày trước
  • Seriously though, Jon has a much better singing voice that he lets on.

    conservat1vepatr1ot DLconservat1vepatr1ot DL20 ngày trước
  • This is ridiculous! The best ninja turtle is CLEARLY Leonardo, he has swords!

    conservat1vepatr1ot DLconservat1vepatr1ot DL20 ngày trước
  • ...Ruben looks like Mike Pence sans fly companion.

    Kou IzumiKou Izumi20 ngày trước
  • I didn't know Mike Pence was in a video game

    THE SHAWTHE SHAW21 ngày trước
  • Was the model for this woman a blow up doll? 🤣 Wait, you didn’t edit that sound at 4:39? I’m speechless too.

    Pepijn 15Pepijn 1521 ngày trước
  • looks like something Terry A. Davis would program, model and write a compiler for.

    Aaron Kai MacdonaldAaron Kai Macdonald22 ngày trước
  • Is Jon suspicious of the pirates or Egyptians existing?

    The Indomitable MassThe Indomitable Mass22 ngày trước

    Damian 2000Damian 200022 ngày trước
  • R.I.P. Eddie Van Halen, thank you for (probably without permission) providing us with the soundtrack to this masterpiece

    oskaroskar22 ngày trước
  • i laughed the whole damn time

    Elijah McSwainElijah McSwain24 ngày trước
  • 8:31 his reaction to the gunshot fucking kills me every time; I can’t fucking breath

    Nicole ReadNicole Read26 ngày trước
  • 7:34 Ironically, sheep actually only swim in cases of emergencies, they can't stay afloat for very long.

    Sailor SednaSailor Sedna26 ngày trước
  • (loaded question clip)thats what i think if a student asks a good question

    Julian EpplerJulian Eppler27 ngày trước
  • 5:21

    Fugitive PredatorFugitive Predator29 ngày trước
  • Ermm, Jontron. Noah is a Jewish figure, and christianity as well as Islam derive from Judaism. Thats why Noah is mentioned in the Torah, old Testiment and Quoran....

    Sean HudspithSean Hudspith29 ngày trước
    • This is a Christian video game, is the thing.

      HorseLuver4EverHorseLuver4Ever22 ngày trước
  • This is the second time this week anything has made me speechless. First it was the ending of Combattler V, and now this! Also I like to think that this game’s name during beta was Big Hooves: Over The Zoo Racing.

    The Geeky PreacherThe Geeky Preacher29 ngày trước
  • The best ninja turtle is Michaelangelo

    ExoboiExoboiTháng trước
  • Can someone Find out where I can download that 0:37 clip. “They do some fucked up shit to you like they fuck you up”

    Jason RinghoferJason RinghoferTháng trước
  • 5:05 Mr Stark...I don't feel si good

    Michal JančákMichal JančákTháng trước
  • 6:32 not a lot of people know but C-- actually exists

    Михаил ЯхлаковМихаил ЯхлаковTháng trước
  • The women's singing is the only ok part of the game.

    Kennys BoatKennys BoatTháng trước
  • Really love the Grump head in the background. Love ya Jon

    Ambassador of GamesAmbassador of GamesTháng trước
  • Oh my God pokemon goes back to the ark

    Bryce DuncanBryce DuncanTháng trước
  • Jesus enjoy your childhood because they do some messed up shit to you in the future I mean really fucked up stuff

    Bryce DuncanBryce DuncanTháng trước
  • Gage's Favorite Moments! 15:13 - To the moon. 9:26 - *B O A T*

    GageTheGamerGageTheGamerTháng trước
  • The thumbnail tho

    HEATx RTTNHEATx RTTNTháng trước
  • These old intros get the feels going

    Kalib FergusonKalib FergusonTháng trước
  • 6:58/12:05 XD

    Melk LimaMelk LimaTháng trước
  • Lol Hannah is a bitch

    Travis SchmidtTravis SchmidtTháng trước
  • 7:22 That didn't age well.

    Uncle JesusUncle JesusTháng trước
  • “A bear with a pink hat on the moon” Desmond The Moon Bear

    T megawoolT megawoolTháng trước
    • How did I got here?

      Kirrim KermanKirrim Kerman28 ngày trước
  • Is this roblox

    cheesejamcheesejamTháng trước
  • I fear no man but that thing

    cheesejamcheesejamTháng trước
  • This game will automatically convert anyone to atheism.

    Try Hard GamesTry Hard GamesTháng trước
  • 4:46 he looks like one of the chimpmunks and an overweight ken doll fucked and had a baby

    The Video GamerYTThe Video GamerYTTháng trước
    • Are you trying to insult him or something?

      Lea DuskLea DuskTháng trước
  • Tonight the role of Reuben will be played by Mike Pence

    unseenmarauderunseenmarauderTháng trước
  • This whole video was just Jon sitting there, baffled at what he was looking at for 15 minutes.

    beast 124153beast 124153Tháng trước
  • It's nice to go back to these classic Jontron videos and experience once again the magic that was 2014 gaming VIworld.

    cheetocheetoTháng trước
    • yeah 2014 gaming was really great

      a namea nameTháng trước
  • Noah's ark:Pokémon edition.

    Oscar WindOscar WindTháng trước
  • Do Animal crossinv

    Steven DunaganSteven DunaganTháng trước
  • It is me, Noah

    Noah PancheriNoah PancheriTháng trước
  • This is Florida

    Death eater 10Death eater 10Tháng trước
  • Who thinks jons little 8-bit version is the best 8-bit thing ever

    DarthVader ReviewsDarthVader ReviewsTháng trước
  • 13:21 OH I’M COMING

    Solidified StudiosSolidified StudiosTháng trước
  • The intro went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

    JX VJX VTháng trước
  • When creationists make games.

    Johnny WoodsJohnny WoodsTháng trước
  • 9:28

    Time for free timeTime for free timeTháng trước
  • "Pharaoh Goat"

    CartoonFish _CartoonFish _Tháng trước
  • You know some videos that change your life well

    Blazeking 06Blazeking 06Tháng trước

    Gideon HorstGideon HorstTháng trước
  • 12:50 The question i ask as 2020 continues

    Extreme ZebraExtreme ZebraTháng trước
  • This video is an unending gold mine of memes. Definitely one of Jon's best videos ever.

    Zutto AragiZutto AragiTháng trước
  • I'm not that religious, but I'd definitely pick Noah's Ark instead of any dictionary or history book 😑

    Gravitic SoulGravitic SoulTháng trước
  • To the moon tho

    Jusnogood 1Jusnogood 12 tháng trước
  • Oh there aint no rest for a JonTron. Games don't grow on trees. He's got bills to pay. He's got birds to feed. And aint nothing in this world for free.

    Shadamyfan 1923Shadamyfan 19232 tháng trước
  • I'm speechless... C-- actually exists.

    Birb64Birb642 tháng trước
  • It's the beginning not the game

    Masterma 06Masterma 062 tháng trước
  • I make pilgrimage to this video every year no matter if it is the holidays

    SomeCallMeTySomeCallMeTy2 tháng trước
  • 15:33 science, and religion, and a bear with a pink hat on the moon Stay tuned folks we got more where that came from

    Natalie hancockNatalie hancock2 tháng trước
  • I thought Jon was going to say “this isn’t diddy Kong racing” at the start

    Grape NutGrape Nut2 tháng trước
  • Terry Davis has left the chat.

    огромная эрекцияогромная эрекция2 tháng trước
  • I'm all down with Christ and everyone else's opinion but no matter what you believe in, please you can't tell me the beginning of this game doesn't make you cringe or feel deeply uncomfortable.

    Bre CheeseBre Cheese2 tháng trước
  • JonTron: wi have no idea what that is.... The game: *inserts model* JonTron: PHARAOH GOAT!

    Humberto MendozaHumberto Mendoza2 tháng trước
  • This game really gives us non religious people some perspective as to what exactly goes on in the mind of a Christian.

    ????????????2 tháng trước
    • @Ben O’Neill But are you a pharoe goat?

      HorseLuver4EverHorseLuver4Ever22 ngày trước
    • Yup can confirm. I as a Catholic am a goat

      Ben O’NeillBen O’NeillTháng trước
  • ive seen bad games. ive seen, a lot of bad games. But this.... this is... this left me speechless. And I am never speechless.

    Rift // SSBURift // SSBU2 tháng trước
  • This game was made in 2007. I thought it was from 1999. That's how bad the graphics are.

    Smokes QuantitySmokes Quantity2 tháng trước
  • Did Jon just say Egypt didn't exist?

    Trace WaldramTrace Waldram2 tháng trước
  • german trains

    Seydou TounkaraSeydou Tounkara2 tháng trước
  • 14:37 only a New Yorker would get that upset about a pizza on the ground

    Saint WarlockSaint Warlock2 tháng trước
  • The pharaoh goat part always fucking gets me

    madia367madia3672 tháng trước
  • Gibberish comments are attacking your videos!!! “YOGURT’S TAKIN ME TO THE MOON!!!”

    Shan ChaudhryShan Chaudhry2 tháng trước
  • What a beautifully made game 10/10 IGN

    Nig WardNig Ward2 tháng trước
    • Gotta love that level of journalistic integrity.😉🤥 /sarcasm

      vynat dracovynat draco2 tháng trước
  • Can the Catholic Church technically sue Nintendo

    The_ RoosterThe_ Rooster2 tháng trước
    • Fairly certain you can't copyright the Bible.

      HorseLuver4EverHorseLuver4Ever22 ngày trước